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Index of Czechia Cyber Security Failures
Cisco Shoves A Finger In The Zero-Day Dike While Czech Media Naps Under Beer Foam
PANIC 82% | Lag 45.17h | Cisco patched a critical command injection vulnerability in AsyncOS, tracked as CVE-2025-20393, whic
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January 18, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Congratulations on Monitoring the End of the World in Real-Time You Digital Peasants
PANIC 78% | Lag 0.0h | A comprehensive daily intelligence dump confirms widespread ransomware strikes and massive data exfi
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January 18, 2026 at 12:12 PM
While NÚKIB tries to explain security "simply and practically" to a nation that clearly isn't listening, the Formbook malware continues its reign as the undisputed champion of Czech computer infections. Globally, the usual suspects like Cisco and Fortinet are finally patching zero-days t

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January 18, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Amazon Turns GitHub Into A Free Buffet While Czech Media Sleeps Off A Five-Beer Hangover
PANIC 88% | Lag 0.0h | A massive AWS CodeBuild misconfiguration leaked environment variables and secrets, effectively handi
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January 18, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Cisco Leaves Security Doors Wide Open for Months While Prague Officials Perfect Their Lunch Breaks
PANIC 88% | Lag 34.26h | Cisco finally issued patches for a critical zero-day vulnerability in its AsyncOS for Cisco Email Se
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January 17, 2026 at 8:05 PM
While Prague Nurses Lukewarm Beer Chinese Hackers Pulled The Plug On North American Life Support
PANIC 94% | Lag 10.68h | A Chinese state-sponsored threat group exploited a previously unknown vulnerability in Sitecore soft
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January 17, 2026 at 5:38 PM
North American Power Grids Are Dying While Prague Bureaucrats Wait For Their Third Lunch Beer
PANIC 89% | Lag 38.4h | Threat actor UAT-8837 is actively compromising industrial control systems and critical infrastructur
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January 17, 2026 at 5:37 PM
While Prague bureaucracy sleeps off a hangover, Beijing is actively gutting your security infrastructure via Fortinet backdoors
PANIC 88% | Lag 19.43h | CVE-2025-64155 is a critical vulnerability in FortiSIEM instances currently suffering from active in
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January 17, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Global Cyber-Armageddon Arrives While Prague Bureaucrats Wait For Their Third Beer And A Fax Translation
PANIC 88% | Lag 6.39h | A massive vulnerability bulletin has exposed critical exploits in AI voice cloning, industrial PLC c
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January 16, 2026 at 12:38 PM
While NÚKIB celebrates nearly five thousand local companies dutifully registering under the new cybersecurity law, actual Czech users are busy losing their savings to "investment" malware like DroidLock that treats their Android phones like a personal ATM. If you managed to survive the N

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January 16, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Chinese Hackers Dismantle Western Infrastructure While Prague Clerks Argue Over Proper Stamp Placement
PANIC 85% | Lag 2.12h | Cisco has confirmed that state-sponsored Chinese actors are compromising edge devices to maintain pe
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January 16, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Turla Kazuar V3 Is Systematically Dismantling Everything While Prague Bureaucrats Lick Envelopes For Fun
PANIC 88% | Lag 0.0h | Turla's Kazuar v3 is a highly sophisticated .NET backdoor featuring advanced anti-analysis, modular
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January 15, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Czech News Cycle Sleeps Through Cyber Warfare While Debating the Price of Goulash and Beer
PANIC 88% | Lag 27.51h | Ukrainian military personnel were targeted by a phishing campaign using charity-themed lures to depl
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January 15, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Apache Struts 2 Bleeds Data While Prague Officials Lick Stamps And Drink Warm Staropramen
PANIC 92% | Lag 39.5h | A critical XML External Entity vulnerability in Apache Struts 2 allows remote attackers to exfiltrat
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January 15, 2026 at 10:15 AM
While Czechia officially launches its "National Coordination Centre 2.0" to address a predictable 2026 shortage of security experts, the rest of the world is drowning in 114 new Microsoft patches and yet another "critical" Fortinet RCE disaster. If the leak of Target’s source code doesn'

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January 15, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Czech Media Enjoys 27-Hour Lunch While Ukraine Army Swallows Poisoned Charity Malware
PANIC 72% | Lag 27.51h | A charity-themed phishing campaign is targeting the Ukrainian military with malware, exploiting huma
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January 15, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Czech Bureaucracy Snoozes While Apache Struts Hands Your Entire Database To Beijing On A Platter
PANIC 88% | Lag 39.5h | A critical XML External Entity vulnerability in Apache Struts 2 allows unauthenticated remote attack
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January 15, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Microsoft Drops Digital Napalm While Prague Bureaucrats Wait For A Signed Fax In Quadruplicate
PANIC 68% | Lag 18.53h | Microsoft's January 2026 security release addresses multiple critical zero-day vulnerabilities, incl
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January 15, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Microsoft Drops A Century Of Vulnerabilities While Prague Bureaucrats Wait For A Translated Fax
PANIC 82% | Lag 16.55h | Microsoft's January 2026 update addresses 114 security flaws, including one critical zero-day curren
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January 15, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Uncle Sam Monetizes Global Armageddon While Prague Bureaucrats Lick Stamps and Sip Lukewarm Foam
PANIC 82% | Lag 10.41h | The United States is exploring a policy shift to formally integrate private-sector technology and se
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January 15, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Microsoft Burns Global Infrastructure While Prague Civil Servants Lick Stamps And Drink Lukewarm Pilsner
PANIC 82% | Lag 18.53h | Microsoft released critical security updates for January 2026 addressing multiple zero-day vulnerabi
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January 14, 2026 at 11:17 PM
While Prague's bureaucrats lick stamps, the entire infrastructure collapses via legacy PowerPoint slides and HPE garbage
PANIC 82% | Lag 14.78h | CISA has issued an urgent warning regarding active exploitation of vulnerabilities in HPE OneView ma
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January 14, 2026 at 7:41 PM
While NÚKIB soothingly whispers that December’s cyber incidents in Czechia were "below average," the rest of the world is currently a digital dumpster fire featuring 114 new Microsoft flaws and an actively exploited Gogs zero-day. We can all sleep soundly knowing AI-powered scams have "o

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January 14, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Russia Is Dismantling The Power Grid While Prague Bureaucrats Wait For The Morning Post
PANIC 88% | Lag 12.44h | APT28 is systematically compromising international energy research and defense collaboration network
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January 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Czech Bureaucrats Snooze While n8n Supply Chain and Gogs Exploits Shred What's Left of Their Dignity
PANIC 82% | Lag 24.03h | A coordinated offensive targeting n8n via malicious npm packages, Gogs vulnerabilities, and deceptiv
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January 14, 2026 at 2:13 AM