Teresa R.
@teresarobinson.bsky.social
I would like to become a professional Lego builder. I am fucking hilarious and a goddamn delight. RN. Paralegal. Widow. Wearer of flared jeans. We're living in a pretty fucking dystopian shit show and I'd like to see the manager.
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❄️Winter Reminder🥶
Protect your hands.
Protect your face.
Protect your… whatever’s happening up top.
Protect your hands.
Protect your face.
Protect your… whatever’s happening up top.
January 26, 2026 at 9:43 AM
❄️Winter Reminder🥶
Protect your hands.
Protect your face.
Protect your… whatever’s happening up top.
Protect your hands.
Protect your face.
Protect your… whatever’s happening up top.
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“We don’t want to be in Terminator, obviously.” Elon Musk Explains Ai & Robots in Davos
January 27, 2026 at 9:41 AM
“We don’t want to be in Terminator, obviously.” Elon Musk Explains Ai & Robots in Davos
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“Billions and Billions of Dollars Has Been Stolen” — White House Accuses Minnesota Officials of Distracting From Massive Fraud
January 28, 2026 at 9:42 AM
“Billions and Billions of Dollars Has Been Stolen” — White House Accuses Minnesota Officials of Distracting From Massive Fraud
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If anyone needs help with their driveway, I know a guy 🥶❄️
January 25, 2026 at 3:28 PM
If anyone needs help with their driveway, I know a guy 🥶❄️
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“We Need It for Strategic National Security.” Trump Makes the Case for Greenland at WEF
January 22, 2026 at 9:41 AM
“We Need It for Strategic National Security.” Trump Makes the Case for Greenland at WEF
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“Patrick Bateman Meets Sparkle Beach Ken” — Scott Bessent vs. Gavin Newsom at Davos
January 22, 2026 at 9:31 PM
“Patrick Bateman Meets Sparkle Beach Ken” — Scott Bessent vs. Gavin Newsom at Davos
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🚨❄️🥶 If you're in the path of this ice apocalypse, please prepare now!
January 23, 2026 at 6:47 PM
🚨❄️🥶 If you're in the path of this ice apocalypse, please prepare now!
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Wow. What a year.
None of this would have been possible without you. Every view, comment, share, mug, calendar, and laugh kept this thing alive, and I don’t take that lightly.
Despite all our many political differences, you’ve proven this year that we all still have laughter in common. I can’t
None of this would have been possible without you. Every view, comment, share, mug, calendar, and laugh kept this thing alive, and I don’t take that lightly.
Despite all our many political differences, you’ve proven this year that we all still have laughter in common. I can’t
January 1, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Wow. What a year.
None of this would have been possible without you. Every view, comment, share, mug, calendar, and laugh kept this thing alive, and I don’t take that lightly.
Despite all our many political differences, you’ve proven this year that we all still have laughter in common. I can’t
None of this would have been possible without you. Every view, comment, share, mug, calendar, and laugh kept this thing alive, and I don’t take that lightly.
Despite all our many political differences, you’ve proven this year that we all still have laughter in common. I can’t
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“You’re a Left-Wing Hack.”
Karoline Leavitt vs. the Media in an Epic White House Clash
Karoline Leavitt vs. the Media in an Epic White House Clash
January 16, 2026 at 9:29 PM
“You’re a Left-Wing Hack.”
Karoline Leavitt vs. the Media in an Epic White House Clash
Karoline Leavitt vs. the Media in an Epic White House Clash
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“What a stupid question.” - Trump vs. CNN at 30,000 Feet
January 12, 2026 at 9:29 PM
“What a stupid question.” - Trump vs. CNN at 30,000 Feet
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“It’s got an incompetent governor fool.” Trump vs Walz on Minnesota Fraud Claims
January 14, 2026 at 9:37 AM
“It’s got an incompetent governor fool.” Trump vs Walz on Minnesota Fraud Claims
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Fed Chair Jerome Powell respond to DOJ Criminal Investigation
January 15, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Fed Chair Jerome Powell respond to DOJ Criminal Investigation
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“We’re freezing any and all welfare payments.” Trump vs. Walz, Newsom, Minnesota & Scammers
January 16, 2026 at 9:35 AM
“We’re freezing any and all welfare payments.” Trump vs. Walz, Newsom, Minnesota & Scammers
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“We’ve made a lot of progress on ending that war.” Trump & Zelenskyy at Mar-a-Lago
December 30, 2025 at 9:33 AM
“We’ve made a lot of progress on ending that war.” Trump & Zelenskyy at Mar-a-Lago
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“A lot of white men should be holding a lot of white men accountable.” - Tim Walz on Somali fraud in Minnesota
December 31, 2025 at 9:33 AM
“A lot of white men should be holding a lot of white men accountable.” - Tim Walz on Somali fraud in Minnesota
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“8 million people have left Venezuela since 2014.” — Marco Rubio on Maduro, Drugs & Immigration
December 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“8 million people have left Venezuela since 2014.” — Marco Rubio on Maduro, Drugs & Immigration
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“Two brand new, very large… largest we’ve ever built battleships.” — Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Navy announcement
December 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“Two brand new, very large… largest we’ve ever built battleships.” — Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Navy announcement
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“They would have destroyed our country…” — Trump on Cheap Gas, Inflation, and a Kamala Swipe
December 13, 2025 at 9:27 AM
“They would have destroyed our country…” — Trump on Cheap Gas, Inflation, and a Kamala Swipe
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“CNN fake news…” “The camera light will go off any second now.” — Trump’s address at the WH Hanukkah Reception.
December 18, 2025 at 9:35 AM
“CNN fake news…” “The camera light will go off any second now.” — Trump’s address at the WH Hanukkah Reception.
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“We are sending every soldier $1,776.” — The Warrior Dividend: Tariffs, Troops & TrumpRX .gov
December 19, 2025 at 9:32 AM
“We are sending every soldier $1,776.” — The Warrior Dividend: Tariffs, Troops & TrumpRX .gov
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“You’re the most obnoxious reporter in the whole place.” Trump vs ABC’s Rachel Scott at the Farmers’ Roundtable
December 10, 2025 at 9:33 AM
“You’re the most obnoxious reporter in the whole place.” Trump vs ABC’s Rachel Scott at the Farmers’ Roundtable
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“You’re not entitled to a damn thing in Texas” — Jasmine Crockett vs. Trump on Redistricting and Her Senate Run
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 AM
“You’re not entitled to a damn thing in Texas” — Jasmine Crockett vs. Trump on Redistricting and Her Senate Run
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“Jack Smith is a thug. He's a failed prosecutor.” Trump vs Jack Smith, Biden & the Autopen from the Oval Office.
December 5, 2025 at 9:29 AM
“Jack Smith is a thug. He's a failed prosecutor.” Trump vs Jack Smith, Biden & the Autopen from the Oval Office.
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"The president of the United States called Minnesotans garbage" | Walz vs Trump on Somalia & the "R" word
December 6, 2025 at 9:26 AM
"The president of the United States called Minnesotans garbage" | Walz vs Trump on Somalia & the "R" word