I was cheering for it the whole time!

I grew up in western PA and the Steelers were my team (Bradshaw, Harris, Swann era), but after 40 years in Baltimore I'm now a Ravens fan so yesterday felt pretty good, to be honest.

I can hear him saying this.

I know that your relationship with your mother was. . . strained, but I extend my sincerest condolences. May she rest in peace.

It would be great, but there are several problems with that.
1. He's a sociopathic narcissist, so he'd never believe such a thing.
2. The future isn't history. History doesn't work that way.
Still, a girl can dream, right?

Open wide and say ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.

The image is reversed. I can tell because nobody cared about left-handed people, let alone left-handed teachers, back then.

Here's my current shelfie. Enjoy.