TepidLatte ♿
@tepidlatte.bsky.social
Lukewarm denizen of a ramshackle planet run by clowns and grifters. Certified curmudgeon and licensed misanthrope.
When scientists say that the human brain doesn't fully develop until the mid-20s, they should add the caveat, "If you're lucky."
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
When scientists say that the human brain doesn't fully develop until the mid-20s, they should add the caveat, "If you're lucky."
I only quibble with the OP over the use of "disarmed." It implies they were armed in the first place. Has that been established? They could have been completely unarmed.
December 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I only quibble with the OP over the use of "disarmed." It implies they were armed in the first place. Has that been established? They could have been completely unarmed.
Exactly. All cab companies are the same. It doesn't ever occur to them that, with at most a couple of WAVs in their entire fleet, drivers might need a bit more notice than that.
Or you can book non-emergency medical transport and drop $300 (each way) every time you need a checkup.
Or you can book non-emergency medical transport and drop $300 (each way) every time you need a checkup.
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Exactly. All cab companies are the same. It doesn't ever occur to them that, with at most a couple of WAVs in their entire fleet, drivers might need a bit more notice than that.
Or you can book non-emergency medical transport and drop $300 (each way) every time you need a checkup.
Or you can book non-emergency medical transport and drop $300 (each way) every time you need a checkup.
Yeah, I use paratransit and they regularly roll up an hour or more late. I can't count the number of medical appointments I've missed because of these clowns. I end up having to book hours in advance, to account for their incompetence, because my time has absolutely no value, apparently.
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Yeah, I use paratransit and they regularly roll up an hour or more late. I can't count the number of medical appointments I've missed because of these clowns. I end up having to book hours in advance, to account for their incompetence, because my time has absolutely no value, apparently.
"Adequate soundproofing for private conversations." Not sinister at all...
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"Adequate soundproofing for private conversations." Not sinister at all...
Yeah, if this bill passes, it will piss off 40 million dual citizens and cost the GOP the Latino and Israeli-American vote at a stroke.
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Yeah, if this bill passes, it will piss off 40 million dual citizens and cost the GOP the Latino and Israeli-American vote at a stroke.
"We performed precautionary open-heart surgery on the President, just to make sure he's as incredibly healthy as we thought he was."
December 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"We performed precautionary open-heart surgery on the President, just to make sure he's as incredibly healthy as we thought he was."
How long before they're all required to stand and applaud him, with the first one to stop getting sent to El Salvador?
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
How long before they're all required to stand and applaud him, with the first one to stop getting sent to El Salvador?
Even if he is, "dry drunks" are a menace. They may not be drinking, but still display the same dysfunctional behaviors and impaired judgement of active alcoholics.
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Even if he is, "dry drunks" are a menace. They may not be drinking, but still display the same dysfunctional behaviors and impaired judgement of active alcoholics.
Columbo's the perfect format for Trump, since every episode started with the perp committing the crime in full view of the audience.
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Columbo's the perfect format for Trump, since every episode started with the perp committing the crime in full view of the audience.
Dr. Demento should sue this dipshit for trademark infringement.
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Dr. Demento should sue this dipshit for trademark infringement.
Maybe the architect is having trouble reconciling 20' ceilings with a 90' roofline. What's the 70'-high void going to be used for, housing Trump's ego?
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Maybe the architect is having trouble reconciling 20' ceilings with a 90' roofline. What's the 70'-high void going to be used for, housing Trump's ego?
Law Enforcement or Criminals?
a little girl is making a funny face while sitting at a table with potted plants .
Alt: Por que no los dos?
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Law Enforcement or Criminals?
Yeah, its cute when they try to be folksy. And by "cute," I mean pathetic and lame.
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Yeah, its cute when they try to be folksy. And by "cute," I mean pathetic and lame.
Oh yeah, he authorated a book and everything.
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Oh yeah, he authorated a book and everything.
But are you "jive turkeys" years old?
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
But are you "jive turkeys" years old?
Krasnov be Krasnovin'
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Krasnov be Krasnovin'
"Guaranteed to miss its target every time!"
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
"Guaranteed to miss its target every time!"
It's his part of the deal. You don't think Bonesaw "invested" $2b with Kusher for nothing, do you?
November 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It's his part of the deal. You don't think Bonesaw "invested" $2b with Kusher for nothing, do you?
Money can allow you to hide from everything...except yourself.
He can't escape the simple truth that he's utterly worthless, and no amount of paid sycophants fluffing his ego can change that.
He can't escape the simple truth that he's utterly worthless, and no amount of paid sycophants fluffing his ego can change that.
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Money can allow you to hide from everything...except yourself.
He can't escape the simple truth that he's utterly worthless, and no amount of paid sycophants fluffing his ego can change that.
He can't escape the simple truth that he's utterly worthless, and no amount of paid sycophants fluffing his ego can change that.
So he Hyacinth-Bucketed his name? Figures.
November 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
So he Hyacinth-Bucketed his name? Figures.
How 'bout the price of bonesaws, Donnie? Has that gone down?
And is your price still $2b "invested" with your son-in-law, or has that gone down, too.
And is your price still $2b "invested" with your son-in-law, or has that gone down, too.
November 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
How 'bout the price of bonesaws, Donnie? Has that gone down?
And is your price still $2b "invested" with your son-in-law, or has that gone down, too.
And is your price still $2b "invested" with your son-in-law, or has that gone down, too.
He was an ableist prick, who only changed his tune when he realized he could exploit Rudolph's disability.
Never mind he sent all the disabled toys to a fucking gulag.
He also exploited the elves, who really needed a union.
Never mind he sent all the disabled toys to a fucking gulag.
He also exploited the elves, who really needed a union.
November 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
He was an ableist prick, who only changed his tune when he realized he could exploit Rudolph's disability.
Never mind he sent all the disabled toys to a fucking gulag.
He also exploited the elves, who really needed a union.
Never mind he sent all the disabled toys to a fucking gulag.
He also exploited the elves, who really needed a union.