Blitz, smirking with his face buried in Stolas’s thighs: Been known to make a shot or two fire early with *this move. Don’t feel too bad, Feathers

Stolas, giggling as another agent’s head explodes in front of him: Don’t you wish, you cocky little devil!

Moxx from across the room: WE CAN SEE YOU!

A beat in the chaos;

Blitz:..Listen I saw a supply closet back there and it’s either in there or right here in front of the cameras so pick where you wanna bend over for me

Stolas, no hesitation: Drop that toy gun and show me *your canon, Blitzy. I’m ~waiting for you

Moxx in the bg like: WHY?!

Blitz with his jaw to his knees, a missile launcher strategically angled across his whole body, explosions going off behind them, Stolas with the scope up at his second set of eyes, bored af as he never misses;

Live battlefield, there’s bloody mess all around them, Stolas is smeared with black and red, DHORKS alarms BLARING-

Stolas is destroying all comers, effective, efficient, Blitz at his back thinking he was there to /protect the bird

It’s okay, I noticed since M0 dropped and I /still have a lil infarction everytime I see ‘3 Seasons’ XD

Yeah, that’s Mission Zero :/

And he was /good at it. So good maybe he’s fooling himself too, into thinking he doesn’t need to be human if he can just be a scary enough monster

Only Charlie and Vaggi aren’t buying the veneer, which is gonna be interesting to see play out tbh

He never did get over his mother’s blood all over him, the way he couldn’t save her bc he trusted someone who wasn’t her to care abt him-

Just like Vox had that split-second in the bar w/ Al where he flipped from ‘What If?’ to ‘NEVER again’, Teenage Al snapped, said ‘NEVER again’

Either way, they killed Al’s Mama in front of him and left Teenage Al alone during the Great Depression, in a Louisiana bayou, to fend for himself

So Al took any job he could get by perfecting his smile and hiding his true intentions

My main working theory is Lil Baby Human Al had a Weird Uncle or an Overfriendly Neighbor who either wanted his Mama and couldn’t have her, so he took it out on Alastor by proxy, or that said family/neighbor friend groomed Al into thinking what he was doing to the kid was OK…

YES! He’s trying to kill every soft spot he has because his past Did Things to him, and because when he saw Vox genuinely reach out, he bucked so hard he doubled down

He CANNOT be soft, because that will expose him, and Alastor will NEVER be prey again. Only predator

He’s got Grace in him, no matter the complexity of his layers, and Alastor’s got a very intense sense of Right and Wrong

That wine-stained shirt is the gentlest glimpse into his mind, his driving force, and maybe his execution is… Yknow, *execution, but it /is driven by Al’s own code of conduct

Bc Lucifer cannot conceive of dishonest loyalty no matter how much Hell he’s seen, how cynical Sinners have made him over the years

They call The Devil a monster too, don’t they? All Lu’s ever wanted was a family, comfort, to play and dream somewhere safe where he could imagine more and Make It So