Sod that entitled prick. My teeth are buggered too, bc like a lot of UK people I’ve been sitting on a waiting list for an NHS dentist appt forever while they deteriorate. I’m going to join the Green Party 💚

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Thank you xx☺️ green and purple goth always gives ‘tubes as hair accessories’ to me but (fortunately) I have no tubes

lol yeah like sure there’s time to dry them! I don’t have to leave for at least minus 12 minutes

imagine being able to not pick up and fiddle with an object for 60 seconds, couldn’t be me

the nail varnish is literally called quick dry ‘in a flash!’ but why is the flash 6hrs long

can imagine him selling Mini out to the white witch for the promise of one dreamie

Archie says RETVRN (to wardrobe) 🇬🇧

He’s actually graduated to standing on the ironing board yelling so maybe his weekend plans were more thrilling than I anticipated

they should hire him imo 🖤 he could play a kind of deranged Mr Tumnus

It’s fun, it’s free and it’s available to anyone who can get in a wardrobe