Tend!, Former Boy Adventurer
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tendehka.bsky.social
Tend!, Former Boy Adventurer
@tendehka.bsky.social
If there's one thing I could never confess /
It's that I can't dance a single step

i have a discord and you can ask for it

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HELL yeah
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It's those glasses, man. The people love little round sunglasses.
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
a bald eagle swooped in, wept, and died on the spot
December 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
there's a little less randomness in it than the other two. no rubberband items or random star gifts

unless you play with items turned on, in which case fuck that noise
December 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
i'm down for a round or two of smash but kart and party are some of the worst games out there
December 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
third result for his name
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
reads to me like a guy trying hard to have an Intelligent Take and absolutely whiffing
December 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
goddamn he would fit right in at the playa haters' ball
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
they did their best to find a picture where she looks crazy and simply couldn't
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
sometimes i think ron paul assembled him in a lab
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my favorite one of these has to be my (obviously lawyer) father saying that M4A is unconstitutional because "life, liberty and pursuit of happiness" doesn't say anything about good health
December 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i will solemnly march into battle to bring back okcupid quizzes
December 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
the first amendment, famously intended for undergraduate essays and nothing else
December 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
that's goddamn right 😤
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
this is aquarius erasure
December 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM