Bethanie
@telomeraser.bsky.social
Cantankerous hag. Former medical editor. Hobbit seamstress. Masked all the time because FUCK. YOU.
For-profit healthcare is IMMORAL and should be ILLEGAL.
All my joints are assholes. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
🎶…you can’t take the sky from me…🎶
We the People, motherfuckers
For-profit healthcare is IMMORAL and should be ILLEGAL.
All my joints are assholes. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
🎶…you can’t take the sky from me…🎶
We the People, motherfuckers
Every time I see “X of War” from now on I shall be reading / hearing it in my head as “X of War Crimes”, because yes exactly. 😠
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Every time I see “X of War” from now on I shall be reading / hearing it in my head as “X of War Crimes”, because yes exactly. 😠
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Bobcat
Snowy owl
Moose
Black bear
Spruce grouse
Bobcat
Snowy owl
Moose
Black bear
Spruce grouse
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Bobcat
Snowy owl
Moose
Black bear
Spruce grouse
Bobcat
Snowy owl
Moose
Black bear
Spruce grouse
I got out of that by telling my children the damn elf had to stay at their dad’s because under NO circumstances do we allow the fae to enter our home. 😬
November 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I got out of that by telling my children the damn elf had to stay at their dad’s because under NO circumstances do we allow the fae to enter our home. 😬
❤️❤️ hang in there. I’m glad I’m too wiped out today, so we didn’t make it there to visit and add to the noise
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
❤️❤️ hang in there. I’m glad I’m too wiped out today, so we didn’t make it there to visit and add to the noise
How could this possibly go wro…. Oh look it already has. 😞😞😞
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
How could this possibly go wro…. Oh look it already has. 😞😞😞
❤️❤️ You deserve thanksgiving even if you don’t lift a finger 😘
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
❤️❤️ You deserve thanksgiving even if you don’t lift a finger 😘
He deserves the very worst and I hope he gets it, gift wrapped in prior authorization denials.
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
He deserves the very worst and I hope he gets it, gift wrapped in prior authorization denials.
I have been cooking for three days straight and I have enjoyed the hell out of it but I’m tired now and for the NEXT three days, that To Do list is just on repeat. 🥰😎
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I have been cooking for three days straight and I have enjoyed the hell out of it but I’m tired now and for the NEXT three days, that To Do list is just on repeat. 🥰😎
These people are SUCH assholes 😤
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
These people are SUCH assholes 😤
I am not gonna comment because I do not need to pontificate and/or rant his evening so there 🤪
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I am not gonna comment because I do not need to pontificate and/or rant his evening so there 🤪
It would not matter. No amount of bribery works on this cat. It is I who gives him treats, fresh water, brushies and who feeds him half the time, but all this is irrelevant. I remain NOT DAAD. 😔
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It would not matter. No amount of bribery works on this cat. It is I who gives him treats, fresh water, brushies and who feeds him half the time, but all this is irrelevant. I remain NOT DAAD. 😔
I deliberately sought out recipes from my physical cookbook collection (including for turkey!!) this year. I’m still not quite sure why but it felt (and feels) very right. 😊🦃🦃
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I deliberately sought out recipes from my physical cookbook collection (including for turkey!!) this year. I’m still not quite sure why but it felt (and feels) very right. 😊🦃🦃
I mean…. Even my elbows don’t hurt… 🙃
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I mean…. Even my elbows don’t hurt… 🙃
I’m sorry. My daughter went thru this too ❤️ things really did not used to be like this
November 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I’m sorry. My daughter went thru this too ❤️ things really did not used to be like this
Also, why are the fascists so stupid but also in power???
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Also, why are the fascists so stupid but also in power???
I cannot stand it — the built in mascara is TOO MUCH! She is clearly THE most beautiful cat ever!! 😍😍
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I cannot stand it — the built in mascara is TOO MUCH! She is clearly THE most beautiful cat ever!! 😍😍