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shremp
@teleterror.bsky.social
vent acct, will block judiciously
turns out the solution to not smoking weed the second im done with work is to do chores
December 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
it was so nice to have a bit of a break yesterday but now im back to work and gearing up to fly out on sunday 🧍💥
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
i need a new fidget game bc fortnite is dead to me and im too bad at cloverpit
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
had a migraine all day today that made me puke nonstop this morning, then drove around for six hours. love cam but MAN i am just miserable
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
forcing myself to relax now bc i had my heart set on writing for fun today so i will try to push the stress aside and have fun.....oooouuuuughghhghhshhoihgh
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
lost the laundry/mail keys and ran around shaking and panicking until i found our copies
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
i know its all "fun" stuff but its stressful! traveling is stressful! hosting a guest in your home is stressful, even when theyre family! agh!!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
last day i have to myself before my cousin comes over for the week and then i fly to london then i fly to houston then my corpse is delivered back to la
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
would like to stop getting cockteased by the possibility of remission
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
love waking up and learning i owe $2500 to for yet another medical thing that didnt help me
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
they call me shremp bc im always fried
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
i believe i am experiencing Delayed Effects of missing my anxiety meds yesterday
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i really need a new pill organizer bc taking my kidney meds is so ingrained in my routine that i actually forget if ive taken them right after i already did
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
why come work is dead when i go into the office but super busy when i wfh. i ask you this
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
made it 30+ hours into an honor mode run, beat the hardest boss in the game, was on my way into act three, but then my stoned ass accidentally broke up with shadowheart so i threw the whole run away
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
hate that i had to send my femme ref for secret santa but it be do
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
im always scoring call me angelo baddielamenti
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
trying to think of a bit for when my new design/png gets done but i would like to come up with a better idea than burying myself in dirt
November 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i miss having energy to work on my dumb little projectssssss, ive been exhausted all week bc of my p*riod but i wanna write dumb stuff againnnnn
November 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
ive been mentally ill about my bg3 oc all week but im too damn tired to write anything…i wish i could draw but id be too tired to do that too
November 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
it would be so much easier to goof off during slow days at work if the other coordinator wasnt sitting DIRECTLY BEHIND ME
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
made the mistake of going on linkedin and seeing how many people i went to school with have full time jobs in the industry now ughhhhhhhhhhhhh
November 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
from friday to today, weve lost four clients at work. granted they didnt work a lot anyway but i still feel like that hurts my chances for asking for more hours next year
November 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
maybe i am a bad person after all !
October 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM