Teko
@teko.bsky.social
Otter | he/him, bi or something | graphic designer | maker and eater of foods | Boston area
I once flew down to Florida with a friend who hadn't been on a plane since they only used paper tickets and security was a casual stroll through a metal detector. A lot of people get overwhelmed.
February 12, 2026 at 1:43 PM
I once flew down to Florida with a friend who hadn't been on a plane since they only used paper tickets and security was a casual stroll through a metal detector. A lot of people get overwhelmed.
When I flew out for Christmas, a slow couple was looking confused, blocking the security line. They said they didn't know where they were or if they needed a "ticket for security". PEOPLE. IT'S AN AIRPORT.
February 12, 2026 at 1:13 PM
When I flew out for Christmas, a slow couple was looking confused, blocking the security line. They said they didn't know where they were or if they needed a "ticket for security". PEOPLE. IT'S AN AIRPORT.
After having a great time in Geometry, I nearly failed Algebra II once we hit ~Imaginary Numbers~ because I couldn't fathom how I'd ever use this stuff -- it was just useless advanced math.
All these years later: I was right!
All these years later: I was right!
February 11, 2026 at 11:22 PM
After having a great time in Geometry, I nearly failed Algebra II once we hit ~Imaginary Numbers~ because I couldn't fathom how I'd ever use this stuff -- it was just useless advanced math.
All these years later: I was right!
All these years later: I was right!
I’ve heard of this and I am fascinated
February 10, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I’ve heard of this and I am fascinated
Wasn’t “Kid Rock” the nickname for Epstein’s island?
February 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Wasn’t “Kid Rock” the nickname for Epstein’s island?
"Lexi... I had that dream again... the one where I'm performing at the Super Bowl..."
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 PM
"Lexi... I had that dream again... the one where I'm performing at the Super Bowl..."
The 2000 E*Trade monkey commercial (“well, we just wasted 2 million bucks”) was when I knew the bubble would burst soon.
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
The 2000 E*Trade monkey commercial (“well, we just wasted 2 million bucks”) was when I knew the bubble would burst soon.
Nobody drank enough to throw up at that particular party. We were all ad guys so we cared more about the commercials than the game anyway.
February 8, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Nobody drank enough to throw up at that particular party. We were all ad guys so we cared more about the commercials than the game anyway.
I didn’t know until recently, but when I found out as a sci-fi reading kid that he’d written something like 7 books of x-rated limericks, it fit his general “dirty old man” vibe that he reveled in
February 6, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I didn’t know until recently, but when I found out as a sci-fi reading kid that he’d written something like 7 books of x-rated limericks, it fit his general “dirty old man” vibe that he reveled in
“Work work work work work…”
February 4, 2026 at 6:11 PM
“Work work work work work…”
They're my favorite kind!
February 4, 2026 at 3:15 PM
They're my favorite kind!
Thank you for everything that you will do for the light cone of consciousness.
February 2, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Thank you for everything that you will do for the light cone of consciousness.
They should try someone less problematic, like Jay-Z, Woody Allen, or Richard Branson, perhaps
February 2, 2026 at 4:52 PM
They should try someone less problematic, like Jay-Z, Woody Allen, or Richard Branson, perhaps
I'm just waiting for the 5 million euro to trickle into my savings account.
February 2, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I'm just waiting for the 5 million euro to trickle into my savings account.
Despite turning down $10,000 from Elon Musk, my good friend Bill Gates now wants to give me €5,500,000! I'm sure this offer is definitely real -- he even included a link to his Wikipedia page to prove it's him.
February 2, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Despite turning down $10,000 from Elon Musk, my good friend Bill Gates now wants to give me €5,500,000! I'm sure this offer is definitely real -- he even included a link to his Wikipedia page to prove it's him.
A house with a very special hamster!
February 1, 2026 at 9:06 PM
A house with a very special hamster!
A happy, full hyena and their chunky paw prints outside the kitchen tent.
February 1, 2026 at 3:13 PM
A happy, full hyena and their chunky paw prints outside the kitchen tent.
The idea of meth being “anti-frostbite” is kind of hilarious. “If I’m so wired I don’t feel pain, my fingertips won’t freeze!”
January 31, 2026 at 8:18 PM
The idea of meth being “anti-frostbite” is kind of hilarious. “If I’m so wired I don’t feel pain, my fingertips won’t freeze!”