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January 23, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Idk who he is but this journo behind me takes a call and says he can’t record and write at the same time. He also says he thinks this is out of control and a civil war is breaking out.

What an absolute weenie
January 22, 2026 at 8:33 PM
No injuries or fatalities confirmed yet. One person, a younger man, was detained by ICE. No EMS or med services were called but the airbags were deployed and the car looks totaled. There was also maybe a truck involved that was able to flee? Unconfirmed.
January 21, 2026 at 6:13 PM
No one ever talks about my hometown, I had to make this from scratch. Enjoy.
January 21, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Look, I KNOW we got to see him on video, but in my head the bus driver looks like this:
January 20, 2026 at 9:45 AM
January 20, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Piddlin’

Which other colorways should I make these guys in? … except pink, do not say pink. (The price of pink glass is too damn high.)
January 15, 2026 at 1:35 AM
When you need everyone to know your son’s autism is WEAPONS-GRADE and so is your cricut machine
January 10, 2026 at 11:46 PM
weird way to signal that you are married to cop who beats your kid, but go off
January 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I looked it up bc I thought it could be a parody or troll, but oh my god it gets so much worse lol
January 10, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Here you go.
January 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Don’t pmo, it legit looked like this
January 7, 2026 at 2:36 PM
2026 Hurricanes:
January 7, 2026 at 12:03 PM
HEAR YE HEAR YE
YOUTUBE TRENDSTERS ARE SAYING THE BANDAGE DRESS IS BACK
January 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Connect.
Upgrade.
Lifetime Performance.
January 5, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Has science gone too far ??
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 AM
the thrift store has Gavin Newsome and Nancy Pelosi toilet paper
December 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
For the Austinite who loves commuting
December 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
You can report pro-ICE Aaron. It’s free and they let you do it and you should. I want him fired.
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
ALSO WHY DOES MY 10 YEAR OLD NIECE KNOW ABOUT LIN MANUEL MIRANDA
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Me on Jan 6 watching a livestream
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Things will be happening tomorrow on my business IG (@TejasGlass). 🗣️
Everything not sold will be listed on my website on Monday. ❇️
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I tried not to burn the onions
but I did indeed burn the onions

(JUST BARELY)
October 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Hmm
October 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM