Tehscientist
@tehscientist.bsky.social
(He/Him) Dad and Husband, Materials Scientist in Med Devices, dabble in leadership, data, photos, and make lots of pizza, living in NC
We’ve been cooked since MySpace, we’re just finding out now.
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We’ve been cooked since MySpace, we’re just finding out now.
Permanently Pause is sort of an oxymoron.
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Permanently Pause is sort of an oxymoron.
This is basically all that’s holding the economy together now.
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This is basically all that’s holding the economy together now.
We can beat Britain at their own game, yes we can.
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
We can beat Britain at their own game, yes we can.
October would’ve said “I’m a 737 Max with MCAS in the ‘ON’ position baby!!!”
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
October would’ve said “I’m a 737 Max with MCAS in the ‘ON’ position baby!!!”
But my bed is stuck in the upright position on fire hot mode 😏
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 AM
But my bed is stuck in the upright position on fire hot mode 😏
Freebird on repeat? Or “oh that smell”?
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Freebird on repeat? Or “oh that smell”?
My pay has gone up 50% in the last 5 years and I feel further behind than ever.
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
My pay has gone up 50% in the last 5 years and I feel further behind than ever.
“Listen, it’s not like he was into fetuses or something gross, these were girls who were almost able to get their drivers permit.” - New talking point.
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
“Listen, it’s not like he was into fetuses or something gross, these were girls who were almost able to get their drivers permit.” - New talking point.
Look what they’re doing to foreign “narco terrorists” (fishermen) in Latin America.
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Look what they’re doing to foreign “narco terrorists” (fishermen) in Latin America.
When pedophilia is your worst issue as a politician is that bad?
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
When pedophilia is your worst issue as a politician is that bad?
Human comfort terms? That’s like saying lbs is better than kilos because it makes you sound heavier.
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Human comfort terms? That’s like saying lbs is better than kilos because it makes you sound heavier.
I think this comment is low key calling you out for not putting units on your numbers :) 40°C is very hot compared to 40°F.
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I think this comment is low key calling you out for not putting units on your numbers :) 40°C is very hot compared to 40°F.
So was Mitch McConnell just trying to save us from him being on the Supreme Court, or what?? 😃
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
So was Mitch McConnell just trying to save us from him being on the Supreme Court, or what?? 😃
“People will put up with many things if you create shareholder value”
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
“People will put up with many things if you create shareholder value”
You forgot the bit about war criminal Cheney dying on the same day.
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
You forgot the bit about war criminal Cheney dying on the same day.
Just like Obama, except Zohran won’t drone strike children.
November 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Just like Obama, except Zohran won’t drone strike children.
Will their space suits be bricked by an AWS outage like those mattresses were recently?
October 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Will their space suits be bricked by an AWS outage like those mattresses were recently?
Hard to beat her legacy but he’s going to give it his best shot.
a woman is featured on a bbc promotional video
Alt: Elizabeth Holmes is featured on a bbc promotional video
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hard to beat her legacy but he’s going to give it his best shot.
So get a second device? Nah I’m just gonna sell it and get a Garmin so I can charge once a fortnight.
October 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
So get a second device? Nah I’m just gonna sell it and get a Garmin so I can charge once a fortnight.
Hoping we hear how Norwegians are block heads soon.
October 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Hoping we hear how Norwegians are block heads soon.