TOOTH
@teethteethteeth.bsky.social
I like to be a silly girl online
I'm somewhere in my thirties, where specifically?? ;)
I have a podcast:
https://www.podgoblin.cool/conditional-materials
I'm somewhere in my thirties, where specifically?? ;)
I have a podcast:
https://www.podgoblin.cool/conditional-materials
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@teethteethteeth.bsky.social
· Nov 18
You'll never catch me eating food that has been through a process, the white girl with dreads at the whole foods told me it would "dilute my aura" and I'm trying to get the worst pussy I've ever had in my entire life.
COME ON DOWN TO PAULIE AMORY'S RELATIONSHIP EMPORIUM!!!!
WE GOT BOYFRIENDS
WE GOT GIRLFRIENDS
WE GOT HUSBANDS
WE GOT WIVES
WE GOT PARTNERS
WE GOT SITUATIONSHIPS
WE GOT FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
WE GOT METAMOURS
WE GOT PLATONIC FRIENDS
WE GOT WILL THEY WONT THEY
WE GOT FUCKING ENEMIES
COME ON DOWN!!!
WE GOT BOYFRIENDS
WE GOT GIRLFRIENDS
WE GOT HUSBANDS
WE GOT WIVES
WE GOT PARTNERS
WE GOT SITUATIONSHIPS
WE GOT FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
WE GOT METAMOURS
WE GOT PLATONIC FRIENDS
WE GOT WILL THEY WONT THEY
WE GOT FUCKING ENEMIES
COME ON DOWN!!!
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
COME ON DOWN TO PAULIE AMORY'S RELATIONSHIP EMPORIUM!!!!
WE GOT BOYFRIENDS
WE GOT GIRLFRIENDS
WE GOT HUSBANDS
WE GOT WIVES
WE GOT PARTNERS
WE GOT SITUATIONSHIPS
WE GOT FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
WE GOT METAMOURS
WE GOT PLATONIC FRIENDS
WE GOT WILL THEY WONT THEY
WE GOT FUCKING ENEMIES
COME ON DOWN!!!
WE GOT BOYFRIENDS
WE GOT GIRLFRIENDS
WE GOT HUSBANDS
WE GOT WIVES
WE GOT PARTNERS
WE GOT SITUATIONSHIPS
WE GOT FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
WE GOT METAMOURS
WE GOT PLATONIC FRIENDS
WE GOT WILL THEY WONT THEY
WE GOT FUCKING ENEMIES
COME ON DOWN!!!
"thanksgiving" outfit
no, i will not elaborate
no, i will not elaborate
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
"thanksgiving" outfit
no, i will not elaborate
no, i will not elaborate
on a discord call with my girlfriend and she has minecraft letsplays on her tv in the background bc she "wanted a different light source"
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
on a discord call with my girlfriend and she has minecraft letsplays on her tv in the background bc she "wanted a different light source"
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AI researchers inventing phrenology from first principles
Researchers are now saying that AI can find correlations between facial characteristics and success on the job.
The Economist says that corporations would have a “strong incentive” to deploy this technology when looking at applicants.
The Economist says that corporations would have a “strong incentive” to deploy this technology when looking at applicants.
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
AI researchers inventing phrenology from first principles
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watching gdt Frankenstein with a goth woman claiming of the creature "i could fix her! put her in a dress; she'll go 'skirt go spinny.' it'll be fine!" and i actually believe her
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
watching gdt Frankenstein with a goth woman claiming of the creature "i could fix her! put her in a dress; she'll go 'skirt go spinny.' it'll be fine!" and i actually believe her
flavacol salt lick...
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
flavacol salt lick...
its cold, but that means layers :3
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
its cold, but that means layers :3
*nine inch* nails?!?!
smh, yet another unrealistic beauty standard for women..
smh, yet another unrealistic beauty standard for women..
October 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
*nine inch* nails?!?!
smh, yet another unrealistic beauty standard for women..
smh, yet another unrealistic beauty standard for women..
counter tops are switches who top on reaction to someone attempting to top them
October 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
counter tops are switches who top on reaction to someone attempting to top them
pack of cowgirls call that a she herd
October 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
pack of cowgirls call that a she herd
at least i look pretty when i cry
October 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
at least i look pretty when i cry
i have too many feelings, needs a nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf.
October 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
i have too many feelings, needs a nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf.
I'm absolutely sick of this "post nut clarity" shit. You're dehydrated, chug a gatorade and get back in there, champ.
October 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I'm absolutely sick of this "post nut clarity" shit. You're dehydrated, chug a gatorade and get back in there, champ.
dawg, im just trying to watch a fucking video about math and YouTube think i wanna kill myself, come ON
October 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
dawg, im just trying to watch a fucking video about math and YouTube think i wanna kill myself, come ON
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that's my story and I'm sticking to it
October 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
that's my story and I'm sticking to it
never thought i would be the type of girl that gets 6 hour playlists made abt her, but, god, here we are huh
October 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
never thought i would be the type of girl that gets 6 hour playlists made abt her, but, god, here we are huh
crazy how sometimes people be like "i was in the wrong at this person and she stood up for herself, and now i feel bad. because i feel bad that must mean she hurt me somehow, and actually she is in the wrong. i will now make up lies 🙂↕️"
October 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
crazy how sometimes people be like "i was in the wrong at this person and she stood up for herself, and now i feel bad. because i feel bad that must mean she hurt me somehow, and actually she is in the wrong. i will now make up lies 🙂↕️"
im like if a girl was so sensitive
October 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
im like if a girl was so sensitive
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now that I'm home I get to figure out what the hell I'm doing about this furlough, and the $900 in medical bills, and the maxed out credit cards, and the -$300 in my bank account, and, and, and...
sorry to be yet another person on your feed e-begging but if you have anything to spare, please help.
sorry to be yet another person on your feed e-begging but if you have anything to spare, please help.
October 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
now that I'm home I get to figure out what the hell I'm doing about this furlough, and the $900 in medical bills, and the maxed out credit cards, and the -$300 in my bank account, and, and, and...
sorry to be yet another person on your feed e-begging but if you have anything to spare, please help.
sorry to be yet another person on your feed e-begging but if you have anything to spare, please help.
reason # 64628827 why having long hair is pogchamp:
put hair in front of shoulders so that it drapes in front of neck to cover up hickeys c:
put hair in front of shoulders so that it drapes in front of neck to cover up hickeys c:
October 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
reason # 64628827 why having long hair is pogchamp:
put hair in front of shoulders so that it drapes in front of neck to cover up hickeys c:
put hair in front of shoulders so that it drapes in front of neck to cover up hickeys c:
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my birthday is today! I am trying very hard to spend it not stressed out by anything and you'll probably see me posting like I have money to spend but I Really Don't and I know I don't gotta justify that to y'all but I wanted to be transparent that I do still very much need help
so uh
my birthday is on Saturday
and I have been furloughed for an indefinite amount of time and will be Super Fucked™️ if it lasts long enough for me to miss a paycheck
so if you are in a position to help, financially, that'd be swell.
@empireship on your sending-friends-money app of choice
my birthday is on Saturday
and I have been furloughed for an indefinite amount of time and will be Super Fucked™️ if it lasts long enough for me to miss a paycheck
so if you are in a position to help, financially, that'd be swell.
@empireship on your sending-friends-money app of choice
October 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
my birthday is today! I am trying very hard to spend it not stressed out by anything and you'll probably see me posting like I have money to spend but I Really Don't and I know I don't gotta justify that to y'all but I wanted to be transparent that I do still very much need help
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so uh
my birthday is on Saturday
and I have been furloughed for an indefinite amount of time and will be Super Fucked™️ if it lasts long enough for me to miss a paycheck
so if you are in a position to help, financially, that'd be swell.
@empireship on your sending-friends-money app of choice
my birthday is on Saturday
and I have been furloughed for an indefinite amount of time and will be Super Fucked™️ if it lasts long enough for me to miss a paycheck
so if you are in a position to help, financially, that'd be swell.
@empireship on your sending-friends-money app of choice
October 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
so uh
my birthday is on Saturday
and I have been furloughed for an indefinite amount of time and will be Super Fucked™️ if it lasts long enough for me to miss a paycheck
so if you are in a position to help, financially, that'd be swell.
@empireship on your sending-friends-money app of choice
my birthday is on Saturday
and I have been furloughed for an indefinite amount of time and will be Super Fucked™️ if it lasts long enough for me to miss a paycheck
so if you are in a position to help, financially, that'd be swell.
@empireship on your sending-friends-money app of choice