Ted Mills
@tedmills.bsky.social
Artist and filmmaker currently working on my PhD in film/video art at Massey University, Wellington, NZ. Formerly Santa Barbara, CA. www.tedmills.com
This is the house party version of "when you arrive at the pub order a bowl of fries for the table"
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
This is the house party version of "when you arrive at the pub order a bowl of fries for the table"
Nazi Boats Fuck Off
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Nazi Boats Fuck Off
They're calling it the FAT DRUG
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
They're calling it the FAT DRUG
He's mixing it up with a lil' Carson there
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
He's mixing it up with a lil' Carson there
Um, throat sounds a bit rough there, sir
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Um, throat sounds a bit rough there, sir
"They have these paper turkeys and they're FLAT, but when you pull the paper apart it turns into a ROUND PAPER BALL, it's incredible."
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"They have these paper turkeys and they're FLAT, but when you pull the paper apart it turns into a ROUND PAPER BALL, it's incredible."
What if he isn't lying, and the doctors, so kowtow'd and worried about their jobs *did* say "This is the best MRI ever, sir" all smiles, until he leaves, and then they all turn to each other and say "yeeeesh!"
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
What if he isn't lying, and the doctors, so kowtow'd and worried about their jobs *did* say "This is the best MRI ever, sir" all smiles, until he leaves, and then they all turn to each other and say "yeeeesh!"
I wonder what movie she was referring to
November 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I wonder what movie she was referring to
Pope struttin' like
November 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Pope struttin' like