Coming soon to a cover of a romance novel near you
February 3, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Coming soon to a cover of a romance novel near you
Lunch Break 🙅🏼♂️ Leg Day Sesh 🙂↕️
January 27, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Lunch Break 🙅🏼♂️ Leg Day Sesh 🙂↕️
My 2026 ins and outs are pretty simple.
Ins: locking in, hard bodies, meal prep Sundays, doing things that scare you, keeping my phone on DND, catching morning sunrises, saying “no” without a novel, holding firm boundaries, and yes, Cardi B.
Ins: locking in, hard bodies, meal prep Sundays, doing things that scare you, keeping my phone on DND, catching morning sunrises, saying “no” without a novel, holding firm boundaries, and yes, Cardi B.
January 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
My 2026 ins and outs are pretty simple.
Ins: locking in, hard bodies, meal prep Sundays, doing things that scare you, keeping my phone on DND, catching morning sunrises, saying “no” without a novel, holding firm boundaries, and yes, Cardi B.
Ins: locking in, hard bodies, meal prep Sundays, doing things that scare you, keeping my phone on DND, catching morning sunrises, saying “no” without a novel, holding firm boundaries, and yes, Cardi B.
Cheesin’ and squintin’ into the New Year. I’m manifesting great things for everyone in 2026 🙏🏼
January 1, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Cheesin’ and squintin’ into the New Year. I’m manifesting great things for everyone in 2026 🙏🏼
New favorite shirt 🧸✊🏼
December 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
New favorite shirt 🧸✊🏼
Can’t help but stare at my gym crush when they’re hitting the squat rack 👀
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Can’t help but stare at my gym crush when they’re hitting the squat rack 👀
You’ve caught my eye, baby boy 😘
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
You’ve caught my eye, baby boy 😘
Reposted by Teddy 🧸
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
No watermelon is safe from getting crushed between these thighs (or your moms head)
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
No watermelon is safe from getting crushed between these thighs (or your moms head)
Get your sweat on this weekend gang 💦💦💦
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Get your sweat on this weekend gang 💦💦💦
Your mom says she likes my biceps
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Your mom says she likes my biceps
Can’t even come home drunk and loud without your own children judging you 😔
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Can’t even come home drunk and loud without your own children judging you 😔
Winter means it’s hibernation season for bears 🐻 but it’s bulking season for Teddy’s 🧸💪🏼
November 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Winter means it’s hibernation season for bears 🐻 but it’s bulking season for Teddy’s 🧸💪🏼
Not even a sore back will keep me from hitting leg day
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Not even a sore back will keep me from hitting leg day
Treat yo’ self to a spa day and a pedicure every once in a while 🧖🏻💅🏼
November 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Treat yo’ self to a spa day and a pedicure every once in a while 🧖🏻💅🏼
Compressions are my favorite type of shirt 🤘🏼
October 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Compressions are my favorite type of shirt 🤘🏼
Happy Bicep Saturday gymrat ☀️💪🏼 If you’re not training to put someone in a headlock then your competitors are 😤
Drop your bicep flex below 💪💪🏻💪🏼💪🏽💪🏾💪🏿👇🏼
Drop your bicep flex below 💪💪🏻💪🏼💪🏽💪🏾💪🏿👇🏼
October 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Happy Bicep Saturday gymrat ☀️💪🏼 If you’re not training to put someone in a headlock then your competitors are 😤
Drop your bicep flex below 💪💪🏻💪🏼💪🏽💪🏾💪🏿👇🏼
Drop your bicep flex below 💪💪🏻💪🏼💪🏽💪🏾💪🏿👇🏼
Choose your fighter:
Teddy the man OR Teddy the bear?
Teddy the man OR Teddy the bear?
October 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Choose your fighter:
Teddy the man OR Teddy the bear?
Teddy the man OR Teddy the bear?