Teddy Hose
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Teddy Hose
@teddyhose.bsky.social
Artist/Writer/Humorist
Cult survivor on A&E's Cults & Extreme Belief
+ Netflix's Explained & How to Become a Cult Leader
CV: HuffPost, Laughing Squid, McSweeney’s
TikTok:@2dhose | IG:@teddyhose
When you can't win, you change the definition of what winning is. It's what Lex Luthor, the Joker, and countless other comic book villains embodied.
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Totally stole this bit from Chappelle's Show, "Ask a Gay Dude." And that was a sketch comedy show, kids.
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Yes, the people's $1.50 hot dog combo deserves better. In all seriousness, Costco is known to prioritize the well-being of their workers. Give that orange rat bastard hell, Kirkland Signature style!
December 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
In the middle of this great episode. That thing about tech billionaires tending toward Christianity, to keep and expand power with the MAGA base among others? There's this one movie that tried to warn us about this pattern...
| There Will Be Blood | Church Scene | Daniel Day-Lewis - Paul Dano | 2007 |
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November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
And in case you're wondering, this is what I do for a living. Not looking to add to the AI slop bucket.
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Ugh. And here they are with wacky, gun-obsessed, proud Jan 6th insurrectionist cult leader Sean Moon of Rod of Iron Ministries.
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Nero-logically insane
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Psychology calls this future faking.
www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/a-fu...
November 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Concur. Need more young Dems whose generation is dealing w/ a collapsing economy & climate vs. Boomers who need not worry.

Just curious, since your dad is a Rep Senator & you're half Korean, have you ever come across the far right Unification Church or Moonies cult?
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I feel loved by sucralose chocolate, my mood lamp, and Vitamin D 👍
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You just described me at a party where I don't know anyone
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM