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Teddy
@teddycarolan.bsky.social
writer, @uamfa.bsky.social
speaking of swimming pools. there is currently a real and living bloke from Manchester in the shallow end playing basketball. should I say hello? you can leave your responses in my pigeonhole
January 28, 2026 at 8:38 PM
the F-16s that fly over the pool are simply part of the furniture honey
January 28, 2026 at 8:29 PM
today is a sad one. but it’s ok. I think it’ll be fine
January 22, 2026 at 7:20 PM
you’re finding me at a complicated time in my life
January 17, 2026 at 3:41 AM
you can never run out of stupid shit to say
January 15, 2026 at 7:25 PM
gonna take my cat up the mountain to see the snow this weekend
January 12, 2026 at 6:01 PM
if people could stop filming themselves crying that would be great
January 8, 2026 at 5:49 PM
someone said “you’re perfect” by letting me know I was free to enter the pool through the turnstile. more people should do that
January 5, 2026 at 8:58 PM
we said goodbye to our Christmas tree today. bye Christmas tree
January 4, 2026 at 3:39 AM
that was a very melancholic Panera Bread indeed
December 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I was born in 1601
December 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
few things finer in this world than a salt & vinegar crisp sandwich and bottle of beer
December 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
listening to On the Nature of Daylight while mopping the kitchen floor
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
getting unemployment flashbacks in the Fry’s on Grant/1st
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
drinking a mouldy pint at an establishment in town, wondering if any of my friends are going to show up
October 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
if I write my stories in Geeza Pro do they by default become seminal texts on the working class?
October 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
went to buy some sparkling water at the science cafe and got rained on pretty badly
October 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
at the park eating an enormous bowl of pasta
October 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
a few years ago, I came down with the worst flu of my life and spent the week in bed watching the Jane Goodall documentary about gorillas in bed. I don’t think I ever finished it. I was in and out sleep a lot, and would just wake up and rewind it to a bit that seemed familiar
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
taken up porch cigarettes again
September 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
taking a break from work to check in on the sharks www.ocearch.org/tracker/
OCEARCH Shark Tracker
OCEARCH is a data-centric organization built to help scientists collect previously unattainable data in the ocean.
www.ocearch.org
September 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
committing class warfare at Sprouts
August 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
thought about making a BLT earlier (I don't usually eat BLTs) but decided against it
July 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
sometimes I wish I could scream like Paul McCartney
July 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
going to have a beer and maybe even a cigarette later
July 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM