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Oh, is THAT how you do the bathhouse rap. It's been so long, and I've been trying to remember..
February 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I swear if I saw that running around my neighborhood I would call animal control
February 7, 2026 at 1:59 PM
You eat nothing but oatmeal and rice and somehow caged cock and balls happened? Man, you powerful....
February 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Nearer my God, be me, nearer to Thee! E'en though it be a chair, that raiseth me ...
February 6, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Want that view
February 6, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Never apologize for scrapping with the dog. It's almost always the better option.
February 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I wonder how well he deepthroats
February 6, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Looks like one of P!nk's rehearsals gone all to hell
February 5, 2026 at 4:35 PM
How do they hang on with all that lanolin?
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Ms. Collins is a pro, and probably does not need to be defended by anyone, especially against the preposterous ranting excoriations of the orange clown. It's best to just leave those ridiculous rants hanging there in the air.
February 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I object to deployment of the crop tool
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
What a great place to have a sit.
February 3, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Why yes, yes you can
January 31, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Testing the limits of stretch technology
January 27, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Why is he wearing so much?
January 27, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Sadly, I think many people drawn to going into law enforcement have a secret fantasy of being able to kill, with no culpability. They are spending their career itching to pull a trigger and looking for any opportunity to do so. Prove me wrong.
January 25, 2026 at 5:59 PM
The pardon list that the trumpet is going to be working up to sign in the very last days of his administration, including himself of course, will dwarf all of the pardons he handed out to his mob of supporters who gave the nation January 6th. That won't do a thing to nullify state charges.
January 25, 2026 at 5:55 PM
The only thing our creatures ever really need, including in stressful situations, it's us. We are the Sun, they are in orbit around us. As long as they have us, they can work out all of the disturbances in the surroundings.
January 25, 2026 at 5:33 PM
When I was younger I used to recoil a bit on how friends of a more liberal bent than me casually referred to people they differed with politically as Nazis. Now I find in Trump's USA there's no more recoiling. We are becoming Germany in the 30s. La plus ca change...
January 25, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Reminiscent of the Nazi SA.
January 24, 2026 at 11:44 PM