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2 ) 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝗙𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝑼𝑵𝑳𝑬𝑺𝑺
𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙎 .ᐟ

WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
Pinned
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ᅠ𝘿𝙊𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙇𝙇𝙊,
... how is the shredder still alive .ᐣ this is getting ridiculous ──

[ 😭🙏 . ]
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
elysia 🩷

the nasb leak is so fucking funny i hope people are right about it not being real 💀🙏 why is leonardo the only turtle, brother ....
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
no waY .
You will now become among us …
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
WHAT THE HECK MAN
[ throwing the three am scary among us potion at him ]
i'll tell on you to the crewmate guys, buddy .ᐟ 😡😡😡
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
i'll tell on you to the crewmate guys, buddy .ᐟ 😡😡😡
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
hey, let GO . 😡
[ GRABBING HIM ]

I don’t like your tone.
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
noooooooo .

[ 💀 . ]
𝑨𝒎𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒈𝒈𝒈 𝒖𝒔.
well ... uh, yeah . i guess if she IS the shredder, she is an impostor, and therefore .... among us .ᐣ 💧

[ 💀🙏 ]
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
well ... uh, yeah . i guess if she IS the shredder, she is an impostor, and therefore .... among us .ᐣ 💧

[ 💀🙏 ]
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
WHAT
Among us.
when i know my writer is secretly the shredder but i can't prove it yet
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
when i know my writer is secretly the shredder but i can't prove it yet
a bald man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and looking at the camera .
ALT: a bald man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
GIRL NO
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
WHY ARE YOU BEING MEAN TO ME .
elysia 🩷

were you never taught to sit on a couch properly . stupid fuckign turtle 👺
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
WHY AM I CATCHING STRAYS
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
...

[ HE STARTS LAUGHING 💀 ]

looks like i win by default .ᐟ
I'M GOING TO FUCKIGN GET ULU YOU GEEK
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
you're right, sorry . forgot how bad karaoke night was for you, sir dying duck . 👺
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
you'll change your tune soon enough . 👺
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
let's see you try .
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
MIKEY 👺
September 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
...
September 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
[ rises from the dcad ]
September 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
[ frankly, he's also having the same horrid nightmares ── ugh, this always happened whenever THEIR shredder was about to make a full return ... ]
July 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
[ he pulls away from the hoverboard, scratching his chin with his eyes closed . ]

hmm ... i see, i see .

[ ..... your eyes are closed right now, you do not see . 👺 ]
[She’s starting to look offended.]
i'm JUUUST making sure .... 👺

[ this fuckinfg TURTLE . 👹👹 ]
July 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[ GLARING BACK . 👺

... 💧

do not let shredder know you're afraid, don ── don't let him know . 🙁 ]
July 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM