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Techpriest
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Millennial cliche with strong retired museum curator energy. Medic.
Lives for the memes. *Mass transit enthusiast*
"My I have ruled out the risk of a British-style 'Truss shock' T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt"
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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this reminds me, in the industrial park of my village there used to be a company that made curry sauces for ready meals and you could always tell when it was garlic day cos everything in about a 100 yard radius smelled of garlic

loved that
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
TFW Tuvan independence breaks out of HOI4 into reality
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Buying supermarket sushi in the Tesco Express meal deal is actually revisionist behaviour on a par with visiting the Yasukuni-jinja Shrine
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It's horseshoe theory, because he defines the working class in a way that dovetails neatly with the rights increasingly ethnonationalist reactionary definition of "true Brits", he earns a hearing in a way no one who recognises the working class within multi-ethnic office/healthcare etc jobs gets
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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imagine proper british onigiri flavours as well

like coronation chicken or egg salad, or heck, tikka massala
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Lol I just remembered they *do* exist, but in the 20th century Indian tradition of instant noodles popularised by Maggi etc, so "dry" (like Indomie of Indonesia) and not with a soup base like in Japan
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Now I'm thinking of this, how does tikka masala ramen/noodles not already exist

Like, Japan loves the "unhinged large hadron collider smashing things into each other" approach to food
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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ah, to eat a good ancient ciabatta, followed by a traditional carbonara
November 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Meanwhile Italy "all our food is ancient tradition handed down from grandma to ma, generation to generation, deviation is sacrilege"

*Looks inside*

"Wait half of this is from America? And much of it is younger than the Boeing 747 wtf?!"
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Family Mart/Lawson/7-Eleven would do so well here, apart from the fact Tesco express/Sainsbury's local etc already exist, but I don't think that market is saturated
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Hear me out, 7&I holdings (Japan) should either finally start opening 7-Eleven konbini in the UK, or partner with UK supermarkets to make Konbini food

Give us the tikka masala or chilli paneer onigiri within walking distance you cowards
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Look I know it would probably be considered a crime against Japan. *However*.... Chicken Tikka Masala Onigiri would be 👌
a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money in his hand and saying `` shut up and take my money ! ''
Alt: a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money in his hand and saying `` shut up and take my money ! ''
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"The meal deal is good actually and if it came with Onigiri and green tea and a jingle then Americans would go wild for it in the same way they do Japanese konbini" is possibly my hottest food take lol
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Update/correcting: they still exist in the UK if you live somewhere Ocado delivers too
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This reminds me of how the French upmarket frozen food brand Picard has made multiple attempts to break into the UK market and always seems to give up. The UK looks down on fridge temp ready meals but looks down on frozen food even more, even though Picard was *a fancy French import*
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Hold up, imma break a break from the TL for this, M&S now does chilli paneer?!
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The stuff about salary sacrifice on bikes will have polarised some into buying asap and probably still more into freezing decisions, and the EV tax changes have almost certainly hit EV sales and the EV transition
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Relatively few millenials and almost no Gen Z can remember when the budget was a single annual event in the spring and then "HMRC changing policies/rates" went away as an issue for another year
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Though this kind of started with brown jumping between autumn statements and spring budgets, Osbourne turned it up to 11 with "emergency budgets" and even more statements
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Difficult to quantify but long drawn out pitch rolling and trial ballooning almost certainly imposes costs as consumers and businesses either try to outrun policy moves or freeze decision making in the fiscal equivalent of a turtles defensive crouch until the chancellor appears at the dispatch box
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM