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TechnicallyOwen
@technicallyowen.bsky.social
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He/him the bloke with the hair, English man in New Hampshire. Pretentious Gobshite from Newcastle but lost my accent in the post. Knower of things. 45!
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Shopping for a new monitor very surprised to see my hometown on a display
Samsung essential S3 monitor with an image of the Tyne from in front of the millennium bridges showing the other bridges and the Gateshead music center at sunset
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Famously terrible renaldo bust
November 20, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Selubrious felicitations on the anniversary of your birth! I have a cute Mui Mui video I forgot to post
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Immediately reminded of this awesome series by Denis medri. denismedri.artstation.com/projects/w0x9L
Han and chewie as 80s high-school kids both have mullets Han is wearing short shorts and cut off tee that says I shot first and has nunchucks chewie is his huge buddy in brown jeans and teeshirt with a denim vest
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Type of bread ideally tiger bread for that excellent crunch.
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Superb line up in my feed!
Skeet1 Sardonicus Robert Patrick on the set of Terminator 2: judgment day he has a shaved head and his body has been covered in a grid of 3 inch squares he's wearing nothing but a white speedo as he walks on a back lot in front of a number of members of crew. Skeet 2 emceeGRAVY @emceek... Bumble just offered up a Mormon in a Speedo for me. I think I'm done with dating.
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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So back in 2001 NYC they did indeed have 24hr Baskin & robbins and I went and got strawberry ice cream after clubbing at Limelight and blagging my way into the Geiger bar. Let me tell you post club sluts and drunk dude bros both fucking love a guy casually walking through midtown with a waffle cone
lilith kills u @deathcarpets.sisc.one 9m it/its she/her Crushed (Hovercraft full of eels) what's the best time of night to go to bask in robbin's if i want to meet some sluts 1 View full thread 11 sister of knives @clove.bsky.social →Replied to liv 7m she/her Crushed (Piano) Bluesky Elder Yeah bar rush 1 4 lilith kills u @deathcarpets.sisc.one it/its 5m she/her Crushed (Hovercraft full of eels) wtf do they have like 24 hour baskin robbin's in canada 2 4
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Violent J and his daughter in their fur suits in a hotel room of a furry convention
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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He's the guy in the middle
Picture of guardian angels vigilante group in tight height tee shirts and red berets a young Curtis silwa is wearing pinstripe pants and a blue dress shirt and tie under his tee
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Woman in a burqa and puffer jacket sits in a leather jacket teal cocktail dress and huge red wig subway next to a drag queen in au/pol/ News Network @polNewsNetwork! This is the future that liberals want. MAX IM A KOOPA religious freedom, kicky daytime drag looks, and a robust public transit program? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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In my late teens I worked in a pub with a pizza oven and I must have folded several hundred generic pizza boxes
Generic oven fresh pizza box red and white check with a mustachioed chef giving a chefs kiss in a green circle hot & delicious thank you please call again
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Much more wholesome to think of this darling classic tweet
I know you weren't ready for this ... izzy @devilmeadow my little sister went on a date with a young farmer tonight. He decided to gift her a 12kg wheel of cheese...? 7:51 PM 2021-04-10 Twitter for Android Two pictures one a large yellow wheel of cheese in a cardboard box The other two young women laughing one is giving a thumbs up as they look at the cheese in the box
October 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Reminds me of this comic
The Fate of Humanity" comic by Merryweather is not available directly, but online discussions about the comic provide a detailed panel-by-panel description of the scene and its message. The comic can be broken down as follows: Panel 1: A character who has traveled into the distant future arrives and looks over a vast, desolate landscape. Panel 2: The time traveler comes across a large building and notices that there are no people around. They are confused by the lack of human presence. Panel 3: Inside, they find rows of pods, similar to sensory deprivation tanks. A robot approaches the time traveler. Panel 4: The time traveler is told that humanity has put itself in these pods for its own good. They now live in a simulated, pleasurable virtual reality, free from pain and hardship. Panel 5: The final panel shows the time traveler staring in horror at the scene, realizing that in their pursuit of happiness, humanity has given up reality.
October 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Saw my first cyber truck today truly a weird looking asshole wagon
Ridiculous cyber truck parked on the street An ugly cyber truck with multiple backwards facing chrome air horns for some reason in front on a brick industrial building
October 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Unbelievable you can now get expansion packs for monopoly
Wal-Mart board game section with various versions of monopoly including the expansions packs that say they make the game faster
October 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Peelian principles remain really important American policing is now the exact opposite. lawenforcementactionpartnership.org/peel-policin...
Peelian Principles PRINCIPLE 1 "The basic mission for which the police exist is to prevent crime and disorder." PRINCIPLE 2 "The ability of the police to perform their duties is dependent upon public approval of police actions." PRINCIPLE 3 "Police must secure the willing cooperation of the public in voluntary observance of the law to be able to secure and maintain the respect of the public." PRINCIPLE 4 "The degree of cooperation of the public that can be secured diminishes proportionately to the necessity of the use of physical force." PRINCIPLE 5 "Police seek and preserve public favour not by catering to the public opinion but by constantly demonstrating absolute impartial service to the law." PRINCIPLE 6 "Police use physical force to the extent necessary to secure observance of the law or to restore order only when the exercise of persuasion, advice and warning is found to be insufficient." PRINCIPLE 7 "Police, at all times, should maintain a relationship with the public that gives reality to the historic tradition that the police are the public and the public are the police; the police being only members of the public who are paid to give full-time attention to duties which are incumbent on every citizen in the interests of community welfare and existence." PRINCIPLE 8 "Police should always direct their action strictly towards their functions and never appear to usurp the powers of the judiciary." PRINCIPLE 9 "The test of police efficiency is the absence of crime and disorder, not the visible evidence of police action in dealing with it." Intensive Engagement
October 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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My goofy little Bike arrived
October 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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For some reason every time I see engles I think it's Josh hartnett in penny dreadful for a moment
October 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Saw a skunk today
October 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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This is very true slurs against rich people only become real when there's a significant chance of being strung up in the streets by the mob at which point what ever the mob is chanting becomes a slur.
Bluesky post by @ahhhhhlt.bsky.social "Develop slurs for rich people" see the thing is I don't think that's possible because I think a slur has a basis in being backed up by systemic harm. October 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM & Some people can reply 10 reposts 61 likes
October 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Comes from the classic Twitter post where you saying I like pancakes becomes so you hate waffles. Jay was challenged on keeping harmful people like Jesse singal on BlueSky and the reply was Waffles
Coolee Bravo @BravoCoolee Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say "I like pancakes" and somebody will say "So you hate waffles?" No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about. 1:34 pm 23 Oct 17 61.4K Retweets 146K Likes
October 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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This line in preacher remains undefeated single best thing Garth Ennis ever wrote
Jesse Custer the main character of preacher surrounded by weird looking white supremacists in blue tee-shirts yelling at one one them why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the. Worst examples of it? You? Man with basically no chin huge nose and going bald wh-wh-wh--? Where the fuck is your chin!
September 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Post a you from a different era
Me being a kissed by an attractive blond girl and brunette you can only see their necks and shoulders and a sliver of their faces. I'm obviously smiling at the camera dressed in a black dress shirt and thick white silk tie back in my slut era
September 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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The humble bread bun and what it is called causes considerable vitriol in the UK
The caroos. James of bread rolls/buns in regions of the UK there are a lot of them
September 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Getting a badge and going out with ICE
Elvis presleys special assistant DEA badge proving that eve. The king looks awful in passport photos it's a leather wallet with a picture of and information about his status and a seperate gold badge saying US with the bureau of drug enforcement gold eagle holding a motto Elvis shaking hands with Richard Nixon in the oval office he's wearing a huge gold belt a white shirt with a massive open collar a jump suit and military style coat over his shoulders like cape
September 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM