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One Legged Bitch✨
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Probably shaking my ass to Champagne Problems. 33. Eras Tour Tampa 4/15/23🐍
Thunder storm season means my cats being velcrod to my side because they ate the sound of rain
May 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’m so glad Frat Punk died with Greyscale.
April 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Screaming the bridge to Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me isnt enough, i need to feel exactly how taylor felt the moment she wrote those lyrics
April 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I wish some DMs would stop holding onto the rules like they cant even budge with flexibility. I JUST WANY TO PLAY A SILLY LITTLE GUY IN A SILLY LITTLE FANTASY WORLD AND NOT BE FORCED INTO A BOX TO PLAY A CERTAIN WAY
April 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
When you sing The Best Day to your mama at your wedding 😭🥰
March 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Im too old to be trying juno poses. I just threw my back out LMFAO
March 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
If y’all like It Takes Too…I highly suggest Split Fiction!!! My husband and I have been playing it literally all day. couch co ops and lazy pajama days are literally the BEST.
March 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Highly recommend doing a first look with your husband’s best friends.
March 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
When your best friends are your bridesmaids 🥰
February 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My husband has been at work all day and Ive just been eating left over cannolis and playing dream light valley all day. Life is great rn
February 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Got to marry the bestie today. 🥰
February 23, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Getting a uti two days before my wedding on top of having an eye infection!!!! JUST GIRLY THINGS
February 21, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Wallows playing in town the same day as my wedding…You’re telling me I have to choose between two scrawny mother fuckers with nice hair?
February 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Im not even excited about my wedding anymore because everybody hates the choices i want to make. 😀.

I just want to marry the guy and drink with my friends.. i dont give a fuck about what color the chargers are for dinner.
February 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
My football team will never make the superbowl ever…..But DTWD always
February 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
February 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
im sad that only one of my brides maids is a swiftie bc i want to do a 22 stay bouquet toss when i do my outfit change for the reception 😭
February 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
IM GONNA BE A WIFE IN 18 DAYS!!!!
February 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
My body has been stuck in flight or fight mode for weeks. My ED is back in full swing and its not even wedding related!!!!!
February 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Cowboy Carter was not a good album 💀
February 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BRIDGE OF US LOST TO GAGA MARS
February 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
DAVIDS WEDDING BAND CAME IN IM CRYING
January 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Choose a taylor swift song to walk down the isle to (impossible edition)
January 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
What if i walked down the aisle to Fuel to the Fire and all of our grandparents has to hear “sexy Pics”
January 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Im playing two separate dnd campaigns of the same module and the way both DMs have made it cannon that my character is with an NPC. IM THRIVING.
January 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM