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Hannah
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The most scandalocious little fish in the sea
Thoughts and prayers for you at this traumatic time (non-sarcastic)
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Yeah Twll you IDIOT
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 AM
This is violence
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I was scoping their weaknesses so I could assault them in supermarkets apparently
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I was horrified I had done this and he was ok
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I dunno they seem like quite normal things, I also notice a lot of things when I am out, but also, these things are things I couldn't imagine caring about or finding funny
December 1, 2025 at 11:43 AM
There are loads of F&M Christmas jumpers at a range of price points for the discerning hamper lover

Yes i know this sounds weird it's a work thing
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Work, Bitch
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
As you can see from this tweet my typing remains poor
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Emilia Clarke, ruled by massive dragons
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I might actually my office mate goes for a cig and i feel left out
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
yes this is the way
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Back from a weekend in Hicksville, no functioning sanitation, doctors with nothing but leeches etc
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Sounds... labour intensive
November 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
So it is actually stuff they have acquired in the UK so probably not heirlooms, but still quite...
November 17, 2025 at 9:43 AM