If I ever make some hit indie game or fantasy novel that rakes in millions I am so serious when I say this would be the first thing I buy, and you will be the first person I send a photo to

A solid goat and a half for sure

A heavenly sign to join

PEAK!!!

The adrenaline rush of scouring r/vacuumcleaners is so real tho

In one a lady gets kidnapped by a mermaid and hangs out for several weeks in a damp cave, gets a vitamin deficiency from only eating fish, is probably rotting, then they have sex in the cold ocean several metres underwater and that’s supposed to be really erotic

NO!

I was still asleep because the builders outside started work at 5am and were very loud 😭😭😭

Idk man, if he’s forklift certified then he might have a point 🤷

this is horrific, intriguing, scandalous, confusing, many things, too many

basically bad

please call it "the past" 🙏😭