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He doesn’t even wear one. He wears a woman’s watch to make his hands look bigger.
November 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
He doesn’t even wear one. He wears a woman’s watch to make his hands look bigger.
Alex, I’ll take things that never happened for $200.
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Alex, I’ll take things that never happened for $200.
Nutlick lies as he breathes.
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Nutlick lies as he breathes.
Fast forward to 2nd half of next year..
“The job numbers in the last half of next year are going to blow you away.”.
“The job numbers in the last half of next year are going to blow you away.”.
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Fast forward to 2nd half of next year..
“The job numbers in the last half of next year are going to blow you away.”.
“The job numbers in the last half of next year are going to blow you away.”.
They’ll just fire engineers and lackeys. Blame them for poor leadership, and cutbacks.
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
They’ll just fire engineers and lackeys. Blame them for poor leadership, and cutbacks.
A giant green sphincter.
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
A giant green sphincter.
Is the tablecloth hat for when they dismember someone they can wrap up the body parts in it?
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Is the tablecloth hat for when they dismember someone they can wrap up the body parts in it?
Oh boy! He did the lip bite. Someone is getting a BJ tonight.
November 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Oh boy! He did the lip bite. Someone is getting a BJ tonight.
They’re up. 1 week ago an Egg McMuffin was $3.00. Now it’s $4.31.
Someone needs to shoot him between the eyes.
Someone needs to shoot him between the eyes.
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
They’re up. 1 week ago an Egg McMuffin was $3.00. Now it’s $4.31.
Someone needs to shoot him between the eyes.
Someone needs to shoot him between the eyes.
More than ⅔ of the country don’t know who the Undertaker is…
November 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
More than ⅔ of the country don’t know who the Undertaker is…
He showed everyone his diaper full of special sauce.
November 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
He showed everyone his diaper full of special sauce.
Uncle Tom met with the President of Jew Town.
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Uncle Tom met with the President of Jew Town.
He was screaming about the Epstein files until 3:00AM, and throwing ketchup at the walls.
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
He was screaming about the Epstein files until 3:00AM, and throwing ketchup at the walls.
He’s still mad at the NFL because none of the other owners wanted him to be an owner.
He did great in the USFL though…😂
Everything he touches turns to shit.
He did great in the USFL though…😂
Everything he touches turns to shit.
November 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
He’s still mad at the NFL because none of the other owners wanted him to be an owner.
He did great in the USFL though…😂
Everything he touches turns to shit.
He did great in the USFL though…😂
Everything he touches turns to shit.
They both use the same lipstick.
November 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
They both use the same lipstick.
Ya, brown people making less than minimum wage are buying up all the $650K houses.
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Ya, brown people making less than minimum wage are buying up all the $650K houses.
Bovino, the Midget Mussolini. His penis is smaller than a cocktail sweet pickle put out during the holidays.
When all of this has settled, he’ll be in exile.
When all of this has settled, he’ll be in exile.
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Bovino, the Midget Mussolini. His penis is smaller than a cocktail sweet pickle put out during the holidays.
When all of this has settled, he’ll be in exile.
When all of this has settled, he’ll be in exile.
The headline should actually be modified to “the convicted sex offenders relationship with the other convicted sex offender back in the spotlight.”.
Trump is also a convicted sex offender.
Trump is also a convicted sex offender.
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The headline should actually be modified to “the convicted sex offenders relationship with the other convicted sex offender back in the spotlight.”.
Trump is also a convicted sex offender.
Trump is also a convicted sex offender.
And his poorly matched makeup foundation on his hand.
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
And his poorly matched makeup foundation on his hand.
That’s all they do. Jefferies is another one…
“I’m here to fight for the American people and democracy!!!! Don’t forget I’m doing a book signing this Thursday night…first 100 get 10% off the price of the book…”.
“I’m here to fight for the American people and democracy!!!! Don’t forget I’m doing a book signing this Thursday night…first 100 get 10% off the price of the book…”.
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
That’s all they do. Jefferies is another one…
“I’m here to fight for the American people and democracy!!!! Don’t forget I’m doing a book signing this Thursday night…first 100 get 10% off the price of the book…”.
“I’m here to fight for the American people and democracy!!!! Don’t forget I’m doing a book signing this Thursday night…first 100 get 10% off the price of the book…”.
Trump loves criminals and cheats, because that’s who he is…
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Trump loves criminals and cheats, because that’s who he is…
Yea, people working 70 hour work weeks to just get by want to spend their free time negotiating insurance plans.
Shoot him in the head now.
Shoot him in the head now.
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Yea, people working 70 hour work weeks to just get by want to spend their free time negotiating insurance plans.
Shoot him in the head now.
Shoot him in the head now.