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Imagine that when we said "livin' the dream" we meant:
- teeth falling out
- think we're talking to people who are actually already dead
- trying to find a bathroom
- think we're somewhere but it's not how we remember it
- struggling to drive a car
I guess grandma really is livin' the dream
- teeth falling out
- think we're talking to people who are actually already dead
- trying to find a bathroom
- think we're somewhere but it's not how we remember it
- struggling to drive a car
I guess grandma really is livin' the dream
I'm naked from the waist down, so I guess you could say I'm livin' the dream.
Do normal dogs exist in the Pokemon universe?
If so, one of two things must be true:
1. Dog-fighting is not illegal.
2. Anyone charged with dog-fighting would be like "really?"
If so, one of two things must be true:
1. Dog-fighting is not illegal.
2. Anyone charged with dog-fighting would be like "really?"
February 15, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Do normal dogs exist in the Pokemon universe?
If so, one of two things must be true:
1. Dog-fighting is not illegal.
2. Anyone charged with dog-fighting would be like "really?"
If so, one of two things must be true:
1. Dog-fighting is not illegal.
2. Anyone charged with dog-fighting would be like "really?"
For Valentine's Day, you can put WHATEVER you want WHEREVER you want. 😘
Wait.
What are you doing with my POG collection?
Wait.
What are you doing with my POG collection?
February 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
For Valentine's Day, you can put WHATEVER you want WHEREVER you want. 😘
Wait.
What are you doing with my POG collection?
Wait.
What are you doing with my POG collection?
I didn't know what something was and my spouse said it's called a "spurtle".
You don't need to make up a word. If you don't know what it is, just say so.
You don't need to make up a word. If you don't know what it is, just say so.
February 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I didn't know what something was and my spouse said it's called a "spurtle".
You don't need to make up a word. If you don't know what it is, just say so.
You don't need to make up a word. If you don't know what it is, just say so.
Let me let me Google that for you for you
February 13, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Let me let me Google that for you for you
Take this drug, and for the next 20 minutes you'll feel like you just sneezed.
Then your heart will explode.
Otherwise, no side effects.
Then your heart will explode.
Otherwise, no side effects.
February 12, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Take this drug, and for the next 20 minutes you'll feel like you just sneezed.
Then your heart will explode.
Otherwise, no side effects.
Then your heart will explode.
Otherwise, no side effects.
I should eat more junk food
February 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I should eat more junk food
Hey!
I thought we agreed to disagree.
You can't just start agreeing with me now.
I thought we agreed to disagree.
You can't just start agreeing with me now.
January 31, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Hey!
I thought we agreed to disagree.
You can't just start agreeing with me now.
I thought we agreed to disagree.
You can't just start agreeing with me now.
They said sitting is the new smoking.
Is that why my peers are always offering me a seat?
Is that why my peers are always offering me a seat?
January 30, 2026 at 2:04 AM
They said sitting is the new smoking.
Is that why my peers are always offering me a seat?
Is that why my peers are always offering me a seat?
If we abolish ICE, then what career path will the guidance counselor recommend for the racist kid caught with a list of classmates he wanted to kill?
January 25, 2026 at 8:08 PM
If we abolish ICE, then what career path will the guidance counselor recommend for the racist kid caught with a list of classmates he wanted to kill?
Tender Tuesday, I'm a little soft on as well.
I don't know if I'm going to be able to participate in Tentative Tuesday.
We'll see.
We'll see.
January 20, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Tender Tuesday, I'm a little soft on as well.
I don't know if I'm going to be able to participate in Tentative Tuesday.
We'll see.
We'll see.
January 20, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I don't know if I'm going to be able to participate in Tentative Tuesday.
We'll see.
We'll see.
You've got to hand it to him.
And by "it", I mean a rabbid possum.
And by "it", I mean a rabbid possum.
January 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
You've got to hand it to him.
And by "it", I mean a rabbid possum.
And by "it", I mean a rabbid possum.
Domino's and Subway should...you know...😏
January 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Domino's and Subway should...you know...😏
I wish life was PvE-only.
A lot of griefers out there.
A lot of griefers out there.
January 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I wish life was PvE-only.
A lot of griefers out there.
A lot of griefers out there.
If you're a furry, you have to be careful that your cat doesn't overhear you saying you want to look at mouse butts.
You know you'll have one in your shoe the next day.
You know you'll have one in your shoe the next day.
January 6, 2026 at 10:49 PM
If you're a furry, you have to be careful that your cat doesn't overhear you saying you want to look at mouse butts.
You know you'll have one in your shoe the next day.
You know you'll have one in your shoe the next day.
I'm just gonna say it:
We should have fewer male congresswomen.
We should have fewer male congresswomen.
January 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I'm just gonna say it:
We should have fewer male congresswomen.
We should have fewer male congresswomen.
The gamer nursing home is going to have nothing except the latest AI slop games on the Slopstation 15 and I'll finally have to learn to crochet or something.
January 4, 2026 at 10:18 AM
The gamer nursing home is going to have nothing except the latest AI slop games on the Slopstation 15 and I'll finally have to learn to crochet or something.
Seems only fair that we send Venezuela our president.
January 3, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Seems only fair that we send Venezuela our president.
Why? (rhetorical)
January 3, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Why? (rhetorical)
Whoever this "Traditional" person is, they sure wrote a bunch of neat songs.
December 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Whoever this "Traditional" person is, they sure wrote a bunch of neat songs.
I agree. Let's not let AI do it.
Not that I'm likely to watch it either way.
Unless...
Actually, I've changed my mind. We should let a really smart dog do it.
Not that I'm likely to watch it either way.
Unless...
Actually, I've changed my mind. We should let a really smart dog do it.
December 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I agree. Let's not let AI do it.
Not that I'm likely to watch it either way.
Unless...
Actually, I've changed my mind. We should let a really smart dog do it.
Not that I'm likely to watch it either way.
Unless...
Actually, I've changed my mind. We should let a really smart dog do it.
Are you telling me Luke Skywalker hadn't ever tried moving stuff with his mind before Yoda told him to try it out?
Hasn't every child done that?
Hadn't Luke ever seen Star Wars?
Hasn't every child done that?
Hadn't Luke ever seen Star Wars?
December 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Are you telling me Luke Skywalker hadn't ever tried moving stuff with his mind before Yoda told him to try it out?
Hasn't every child done that?
Hadn't Luke ever seen Star Wars?
Hasn't every child done that?
Hadn't Luke ever seen Star Wars?
Bad news: My family accidentally left me behind while leaving on vacation and now two men are trying to burgle my house.
Good news: I live in a Castle Doctrine state and will get a chance to live out my fantasy of killing someone pressured into crime by the social and economic policies I vote for.
Good news: I live in a Castle Doctrine state and will get a chance to live out my fantasy of killing someone pressured into crime by the social and economic policies I vote for.
December 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Bad news: My family accidentally left me behind while leaving on vacation and now two men are trying to burgle my house.
Good news: I live in a Castle Doctrine state and will get a chance to live out my fantasy of killing someone pressured into crime by the social and economic policies I vote for.
Good news: I live in a Castle Doctrine state and will get a chance to live out my fantasy of killing someone pressured into crime by the social and economic policies I vote for.
We have machines that make quarters, dimes, and nickels. We used to have a machine that made pennies, but, given the economic realities, it just doesn't make cents anymore.
December 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
We have machines that make quarters, dimes, and nickels. We used to have a machine that made pennies, but, given the economic realities, it just doesn't make cents anymore.
Apocalypse-survival movies asking me to empathize with the main characters vastly overestimate my will to live.
December 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Apocalypse-survival movies asking me to empathize with the main characters vastly overestimate my will to live.