I'd defy anyone to explain how Calibri is a "DEI" font without talking like they have uncanny luminous messages scrawled on the inside of their skull.

Ruled by rich dipshits.

Don't hold back. Tell us what you really think, John.

The reward for following their illegal orders?

Instant underbussing at the first sign of heat

DEVIOUS: Well, Reverend Morrison in your policy... in your policy it states quite clearly that no claim you make will be paid.
VICAR: Oh dear.
DEVIOUS: You plucked for our 'never pay policy' which, uhh, which if you never claim is very worthwhile.

UCLA wouldn't have let me double major in Physics and Astrophysics if I'd asked. I literally would have had to take about 4 more classes, basically doing the Physics AND Astro equivalent of Plasmas, Thermodynamics, and a couple more labs.

Then we'll just have to send them to the Hague.

I just skip the fries.

There are few systemic problems that aren't primarily driven by perverse incentives. I wager few folks are keen on becoming incremental-paper mills for its own sake.

shameful state of scientific publishing ^H^H^H university administrators' performance rubrics.

c = 1 anyway so let's go.