There is something very "Tibetan Sand Mandala" about having all the channels I cut yesterday in our death trap of a driveway fill in with the water from the ice melt I spread and turn into black ice overnight. La Lucha Continúa.
December 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
There is something very "Tibetan Sand Mandala" about having all the channels I cut yesterday in our death trap of a driveway fill in with the water from the ice melt I spread and turn into black ice overnight. La Lucha Continúa.
In honor of my 50th spin around the sun (and due to a push from my wife and daughter), I am proud to declare I have moved on to a 4th wallet in my life.
I still say that sweet OP wallet in baby blue with a surfer on it I bought at Redney's in Newport RI when I was 13 should still be on my hip.
I still say that sweet OP wallet in baby blue with a surfer on it I bought at Redney's in Newport RI when I was 13 should still be on my hip.
December 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
In honor of my 50th spin around the sun (and due to a push from my wife and daughter), I am proud to declare I have moved on to a 4th wallet in my life.
I still say that sweet OP wallet in baby blue with a surfer on it I bought at Redney's in Newport RI when I was 13 should still be on my hip.
I still say that sweet OP wallet in baby blue with a surfer on it I bought at Redney's in Newport RI when I was 13 should still be on my hip.
When you lose the argument just by showing up.
[Pryor] Ryan Kennedy, the Lions fan involved in the altercation with DK Metcalf, held a press conference. Unclear his full message because the audio on their zoom was muted until halfway through
He did ask “DeKaylin” to tell people he didnt use racial slur or hate speech twitter.com/bepryor/stat...
He did ask “DeKaylin” to tell people he didnt use racial slur or hate speech twitter.com/bepryor/stat...
December 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
When you lose the argument just by showing up.
One of my favorite NFL traditions just now in the Broncos game: players from both teams forming a circle to pray to any god who will listen to not let a player be dead, broadcast shows a replay and the announcer sees fit to say, “Obviously, an incomplete pass on the play.”
December 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
One of my favorite NFL traditions just now in the Broncos game: players from both teams forming a circle to pray to any god who will listen to not let a player be dead, broadcast shows a replay and the announcer sees fit to say, “Obviously, an incomplete pass on the play.”
All this betting on the NFL and somehow I can’t get odds on which celebrity will sell their public goodwill for cash to make terrible, forced food puns for Uber Eats next year.
December 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
All this betting on the NFL and somehow I can’t get odds on which celebrity will sell their public goodwill for cash to make terrible, forced food puns for Uber Eats next year.
All-timer from The Rockford Files that applies to life, fate, karma, you name it: “Maybe you will, maybe you won’t. Maybe you’ll wind up the night manager at the Sepulveda Pitch’n’Putt. Who knows?”
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
All-timer from The Rockford Files that applies to life, fate, karma, you name it: “Maybe you will, maybe you won’t. Maybe you’ll wind up the night manager at the Sepulveda Pitch’n’Putt. Who knows?”
Really loved the new 500 Songs episode on one of my favorites, Jimmy Cliff, so I will forgive @andrewhickey.500songs.com for missing the opportunity to open with, "Listener, don't be alarmed. But Jimmy Cliff is dead." 500songs.com/podcast/song...
genius.com/Jimmy-cliff-...
genius.com/Jimmy-cliff-...
Song 182: “Many Rivers to Cross” by Jimmy Cliff
This episode, we look at the song “Many Rivers to Cross”, the birth of reggae, and the career of the late Jimmy Cliff. Click the full post to read liner notes, links to more information, and a tran…
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December 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Really loved the new 500 Songs episode on one of my favorites, Jimmy Cliff, so I will forgive @andrewhickey.500songs.com for missing the opportunity to open with, "Listener, don't be alarmed. But Jimmy Cliff is dead." 500songs.com/podcast/song...
genius.com/Jimmy-cliff-...
genius.com/Jimmy-cliff-...
In the interests of trying to unscrew whatever has happened to my back, I found myself in Child's Pose right around 5am today. As I crouched there I had time to realize I was facing Due West and thought, "You are really covering all the possible bets this Holiday season, huh?"
December 20, 2025 at 10:32 AM
In the interests of trying to unscrew whatever has happened to my back, I found myself in Child's Pose right around 5am today. As I crouched there I had time to realize I was facing Due West and thought, "You are really covering all the possible bets this Holiday season, huh?"
Christ on a bike!
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Christ on a bike!
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Think I’ve just found the most English thing.
December 17, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Think I’ve just found the most English thing.
" ... which is the German word for when you get extremely good news from the bathroom scale only to realize it's sitting on a gap between the tiles."
December 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
" ... which is the German word for when you get extremely good news from the bathroom scale only to realize it's sitting on a gap between the tiles."
Just an FYI, "Self-published 3 books" is exactly as impressive as "Defended myself in court multiple times".
December 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Just an FYI, "Self-published 3 books" is exactly as impressive as "Defended myself in court multiple times".
I never thought I’d be the person saying this, but if you want the reincarnation of John Madden, announcer, I think JJ Watt is as close as you will get.
December 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I never thought I’d be the person saying this, but if you want the reincarnation of John Madden, announcer, I think JJ Watt is as close as you will get.
Can’t decide whether to burn this or try to scam the nearest archaeological society.
December 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Can’t decide whether to burn this or try to scam the nearest archaeological society.
You can tell there were zero user interviews in the process of packaging this magnetic bowl for holding loose parts during a job because it came with those nuts and washers and who wants to finish and find left over parts?
December 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
You can tell there were zero user interviews in the process of packaging this magnetic bowl for holding loose parts during a job because it came with those nuts and washers and who wants to finish and find left over parts?
Got a nice support reply saying Yes, they had removed the CSV export feature. I'd like to shake my fist and grouse but, having supported that exact feature multiple times, I know it lives in that space of "Used by 1% but a fabulous vector for security and performance issues."
December 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Got a nice support reply saying Yes, they had removed the CSV export feature. I'd like to shake my fist and grouse but, having supported that exact feature multiple times, I know it lives in that space of "Used by 1% but a fabulous vector for security and performance issues."
I try, and often fail, at keeping myself in perspective. I think I am a worldy citizen and I thoroughly enjoy and cook all types of cuisines, but I am old enough I still capitalize "avocado" on grocery lists because it has a faint whiff of "foreign exotica" to it.
December 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I try, and often fail, at keeping myself in perspective. I think I am a worldy citizen and I thoroughly enjoy and cook all types of cuisines, but I am old enough I still capitalize "avocado" on grocery lists because it has a faint whiff of "foreign exotica" to it.
Working on my tribute to Flemish beer and Walloon women, "I Never Promised You a Hoegarden".
December 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Working on my tribute to Flemish beer and Walloon women, "I Never Promised You a Hoegarden".
You just know this is going to be good. And in the spirit of what Christ taught.
🚀 NOTICE: Federal US website newly registered.
https://merrychristmas.gov
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merrychristmas.gov
December 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
You just know this is going to be good. And in the spirit of what Christ taught.
With the mint no longer producing pennies, how will I know when to change my tires?
December 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
With the mint no longer producing pennies, how will I know when to change my tires?
The girls playing Dress to Impress. Theme is "1950s" and they're reviewing the competition. "Oh, she used a flip phone, that's a good idea!"
a woman says i 'm like the cryptkeeper with her hands on her face
Alt: Jamie Lee Curtis woman says "I 'm like the Crypt Keeper" with her hands on her face.
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December 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The girls playing Dress to Impress. Theme is "1950s" and they're reviewing the competition. "Oh, she used a flip phone, that's a good idea!"
Reposted by Tom
DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power
Why yes, work filter, I am petty enough to wonder if you know about en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dotless_I -- spoiler: they don't.
December 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Why yes, work filter, I am petty enough to wonder if you know about en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dotless_I -- spoiler: they don't.
Knew today was going to be special as soon as I got a papercut from the oatmeal packet. You know how much of a direct hit it takes to get cut by waxed paper? It's the 🎯 of 🎯s.
December 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Knew today was going to be special as soon as I got a papercut from the oatmeal packet. You know how much of a direct hit it takes to get cut by waxed paper? It's the 🎯 of 🎯s.
From the perspective of an English teacher, it's cool the Trump Administration keeps proving the eternalness of Shakespeare. Unfortunately for the administration, they seem to be echoing the wrong parts of Henry V.
December 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
From the perspective of an English teacher, it's cool the Trump Administration keeps proving the eternalness of Shakespeare. Unfortunately for the administration, they seem to be echoing the wrong parts of Henry V.