Tazz
@tazocles.bsky.social
Refugee from Football Twitter...
Writer by day, Arsenal ST holder by night. Also here for random stuff about gaming, basketball, and cooking
Writer by day, Arsenal ST holder by night. Also here for random stuff about gaming, basketball, and cooking
Sounds like Arteta, maybe the Kroenke's are just good at picking managers
What is it about Sean McVay that has the Rams on the cusp of another Super Bowl?
“Guys, when they walk in that door, they want to be here.”
“Guys, when they walk in that door, they want to be here.”
January 24, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Sounds like Arteta, maybe the Kroenke's are just good at picking managers
Is it just me or does Bournemouth's GK Petrovic look like he could be Donarumma's younger brother
January 24, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Is it just me or does Bournemouth's GK Petrovic look like he could be Donarumma's younger brother
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All this talk of about the importance of club DNA.
If Arteta does go on to win the title this year he will be the first manager with a prior association to his club to win the English title since George Graham in 1991
If Arteta does go on to win the title this year he will be the first manager with a prior association to his club to win the English title since George Graham in 1991
January 23, 2026 at 1:35 PM
All this talk of about the importance of club DNA.
If Arteta does go on to win the title this year he will be the first manager with a prior association to his club to win the English title since George Graham in 1991
If Arteta does go on to win the title this year he will be the first manager with a prior association to his club to win the English title since George Graham in 1991
Zubimendi took the Captain America drug, that's the only way to explain how he plays every game at such a high level
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Zubimendi took the Captain America drug, that's the only way to explain how he plays every game at such a high level
Great to see Mosquera back, worried (like every other gooner I guess) for Timber, Trossard and Zubi and hope they can be subbed early.
Should be an interesting tie will be sorry to miss it
Should be an interesting tie will be sorry to miss it
January 20, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Great to see Mosquera back, worried (like every other gooner I guess) for Timber, Trossard and Zubi and hope they can be subbed early.
Should be an interesting tie will be sorry to miss it
Should be an interesting tie will be sorry to miss it
Pragmartetist should be the Oxford dictionary's new word for 2026
Pragmartetist lineup. 🤞👏🏼
January 20, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Pragmartetist should be the Oxford dictionary's new word for 2026
Alright lads it's settled. The next time PGMOL pull their antics we just leave the field 😅
January 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Alright lads it's settled. The next time PGMOL pull their antics we just leave the field 😅
Brahim either let the pressure get to him or he didn't want the game to finish with such controversy
Given he asked to take it when it should've been Hakimi makes me think it can't be the former
Given he asked to take it when it should've been Hakimi makes me think it can't be the former
January 18, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Brahim either let the pressure get to him or he didn't want the game to finish with such controversy
Given he asked to take it when it should've been Hakimi makes me think it can't be the former
Given he asked to take it when it should've been Hakimi makes me think it can't be the former
Damn it, went to resettle the baby and I missed all the fun and controversy in the AFCON final
January 18, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Damn it, went to resettle the baby and I missed all the fun and controversy in the AFCON final
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Empty: We've blown a chance to make the most of the wobbles of everyone below us.
Full: We're having a blip and even if our worst form of the season we're gaining on the rest, so they've got a problem when we improve.
Both of these are actually simultaneously valid.
Full: We're having a blip and even if our worst form of the season we're gaining on the rest, so they've got a problem when we improve.
Both of these are actually simultaneously valid.
January 18, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Empty: We've blown a chance to make the most of the wobbles of everyone below us.
Full: We're having a blip and even if our worst form of the season we're gaining on the rest, so they've got a problem when we improve.
Both of these are actually simultaneously valid.
Full: We're having a blip and even if our worst form of the season we're gaining on the rest, so they've got a problem when we improve.
Both of these are actually simultaneously valid.
One of those games, frustrating for sure especially given the chances we had to win it.
But all in all, another point gained on those cheating blue bastards so all's good
But all in all, another point gained on those cheating blue bastards so all's good
January 17, 2026 at 7:29 PM
One of those games, frustrating for sure especially given the chances we had to win it.
But all in all, another point gained on those cheating blue bastards so all's good
But all in all, another point gained on those cheating blue bastards so all's good
Have to miss the last ten minutes to go hold my stubborn baby to sleep
That last minute goal is gonna hit like crack...come on you gunners
That last minute goal is gonna hit like crack...come on you gunners
January 17, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Have to miss the last ten minutes to go hold my stubborn baby to sleep
That last minute goal is gonna hit like crack...come on you gunners
That last minute goal is gonna hit like crack...come on you gunners
One of our players could get choke slammed and Abu Dhabi Oliver would still just wave play on
January 17, 2026 at 6:57 PM
One of our players could get choke slammed and Abu Dhabi Oliver would still just wave play on
Watching the Arsenal like...
a man sits in a chair with a hand on his forehead and the word peter on the bottom left
ALT: a man sits in a chair with a hand on his forehead and the word peter on the bottom left
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Watching the Arsenal like...
Martinelli working hard to make sure I die before my time.
Please Arsenal just put it away
Please Arsenal just put it away
January 17, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Martinelli working hard to make sure I die before my time.
Please Arsenal just put it away
Please Arsenal just put it away
Can we start one of those petitions to get Gary Neville off the air... I'm sure it'd get enough to at least be debated in parliament
January 17, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Can we start one of those petitions to get Gary Neville off the air... I'm sure it'd get enough to at least be debated in parliament
I'm starting to think Johnny Evans shagged Roy Keane's wife
January 17, 2026 at 11:10 AM
I'm starting to think Johnny Evans shagged Roy Keane's wife
Americans should be taking lessons in democracy from South Korea right now... But they're too racist for that
January 16, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Americans should be taking lessons in democracy from South Korea right now... But they're too racist for that
From visit Rwanda to manage Apartheid
We're staying classy at the Arsenal
We're staying classy at the Arsenal
Can’t say I’m too enamoured with Arsenal’s new sleeve sponsor.
January 15, 2026 at 7:18 AM
From visit Rwanda to manage Apartheid
We're staying classy at the Arsenal
We're staying classy at the Arsenal
Chelsea's corner strategies seems to be to just throw bodies at our players
January 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Chelsea's corner strategies seems to be to just throw bodies at our players
We've been completely dominant, frustrating to have conceded 2 jammy goals.... Especially to that prick
January 14, 2026 at 9:42 PM
We've been completely dominant, frustrating to have conceded 2 jammy goals.... Especially to that prick
Poor Keeping (Kepa'ing?) there
January 14, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Poor Keeping (Kepa'ing?) there
We need more Ray Parlour in the studio... Hasslebank and Redknapp is a poor mixture of crap punditry and anti arsenal bias
January 14, 2026 at 9:03 PM
We need more Ray Parlour in the studio... Hasslebank and Redknapp is a poor mixture of crap punditry and anti arsenal bias
What a shot
Ben White hates Chelsea Football Club tell your friends
January 14, 2026 at 8:48 PM
What a shot
Everytime Anthony Taylor refs a game is a stark reminder why Wenger called him a disgrace to his profession
January 14, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Everytime Anthony Taylor refs a game is a stark reminder why Wenger called him a disgrace to his profession