Taz Lake | undefined
@tazlake.bsky.social
Novelist. Screenwriter. Creative Pro. Never Just One Thing. Recovering Technologist & Reluctant CEO. Duke grad #GoDuke. Crabby Rabbit Productions ATL
Act 3 of Life. Black List Top 1%. 2x Austin Film Festival 2nd-Rounder.
🌐 tazlake.com | crabbyrabbit.com
Act 3 of Life. Black List Top 1%. 2x Austin Film Festival 2nd-Rounder.
🌐 tazlake.com | crabbyrabbit.com
Pinned
ARTIST I AM - TODAY. ART. ENDS.
After a heated art auction ends with a masterpiece destroyed, a retired INTERPOL director must return to unravel cryptic digital clues before other treasured works fall to an escalating threat.
todayartends.com
Guess I need to dump the last five years of information about all my movies and screenplays on here.
Sounds exhausting. 😩
Until then, check out the feature film I'm working on bringing to life. Artist I Am - todayartends.com
Sounds exhausting. 😩
Until then, check out the feature film I'm working on bringing to life. Artist I Am - todayartends.com
Can’t work all the time. Headed back from a week in Curacao with the family. Great snorkeling. Nice people. Interesting food.
May 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Can’t work all the time. Headed back from a week in Curacao with the family. Great snorkeling. Nice people. Interesting food.
My screenplay Alone has officially landed in the top 1% on The Black List, earning two 8s and a recent 6 from professional readers. This is the same script that received a rare “Recommend” rating from a 40-year veteran Hollywood script analyst.
April 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
My screenplay Alone has officially landed in the top 1% on The Black List, earning two 8s and a recent 6 from professional readers. This is the same script that received a rare “Recommend” rating from a 40-year veteran Hollywood script analyst.
Sometimes, the feature films I write actually get made—and I can finally say that! If you’re into vampire dramas, you might enjoy this indie production, shot right here in Atlanta on a shoestring budget. Rooted in Greek mythology, the story leans into a modern-day love tale.
Watch Ambrogio: The First Vampire | Prime Video
Ambrogio, a millennium old Vampire and the first of his kind, encounters a woman who resembles his long lost love. As well as dealing with a long time enemy, bent on revenge.
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March 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Sometimes, the feature films I write actually get made—and I can finally say that! If you’re into vampire dramas, you might enjoy this indie production, shot right here in Atlanta on a shoestring budget. Rooted in Greek mythology, the story leans into a modern-day love tale.
I can't do my yoga routine because RINOs stifled my gasoline-powered generator for when the liberals shut down the grid. blameadonkey.com #BlameADonkey
Blame a Donkey!
Out of excuses? Blame the Democrats! Own those libs.
blameadonkey.com
March 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I can't do my yoga routine because RINOs stifled my gasoline-powered generator for when the liberals shut down the grid. blameadonkey.com #BlameADonkey
I can't file my taxes because the Democrats censored my stack of conservative think-tank white papers. blameadonkey.com #BlameADonkey
Blame a Donkey!
Out of excuses? Blame the Democrats! Own those libs.
blameadonkey.com
February 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I can't file my taxes because the Democrats censored my stack of conservative think-tank white papers. blameadonkey.com #BlameADonkey
I can't go grocery shopping because transgender athletes vilified my F-150 with a MAGA decal. blameadonkey.com #BlameADonkey
Blame a Donkey!
Out of excuses? Blame the Democrats! Own those libs.
blameadonkey.com
February 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I can't go grocery shopping because transgender athletes vilified my F-150 with a MAGA decal. blameadonkey.com #BlameADonkey
I can't cook dinner because China belittled my Confederate flag. blameadonkey.com #BlameADonkey
Blame a Donkey!
Out of excuses? Blame the Democrats! Own those libs.
blameadonkey.com
February 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I can't cook dinner because China belittled my Confederate flag. blameadonkey.com #BlameADonkey
Running a kindle book promotion. Feeling good about it.
February 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Running a kindle book promotion. Feeling good about it.
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An oldie but a goody.
February 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
An oldie but a goody.
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Just dropped another novella under my author pseudonym, Fish Phillips—adapted from one of my screenplays. Had a table read in Atlanta with a killer cast, and they loved it. If you’re into unhinged bizarro comedy, like all my other comedy writing, this one’s for you. Check it out: a.co/d/aRft6qW
Let's Abduct Max: Raunchy Retail Hell Goes Galactically Gay
Amazon.com: Let's Abduct Max: Raunchy Retail Hell Goes Galactically Gay eBook : Phillips, Fish: Kindle Store
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February 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Just dropped another novella under my author pseudonym, Fish Phillips—adapted from one of my screenplays. Had a table read in Atlanta with a killer cast, and they loved it. If you’re into unhinged bizarro comedy, like all my other comedy writing, this one’s for you. Check it out: a.co/d/aRft6qW
Just dropped another novella under my author pseudonym, Fish Phillips—adapted from one of my screenplays. Had a table read in Atlanta with a killer cast, and they loved it. If you’re into unhinged bizarro comedy, like all my other comedy writing, this one’s for you. Check it out: a.co/d/aRft6qW
Let's Abduct Max: Raunchy Retail Hell Goes Galactically Gay
Amazon.com: Let's Abduct Max: Raunchy Retail Hell Goes Galactically Gay eBook : Phillips, Fish: Kindle Store
a.co
February 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Just dropped another novella under my author pseudonym, Fish Phillips—adapted from one of my screenplays. Had a table read in Atlanta with a killer cast, and they loved it. If you’re into unhinged bizarro comedy, like all my other comedy writing, this one’s for you. Check it out: a.co/d/aRft6qW
An oldie but a goody.
February 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
An oldie but a goody.
Well, someone bought one of my old non-fiction books. So here’s the obligatory link post to celebrate. I really need to make a second edition of this now that I kind of know what I’m doing.
tazlake.com/the-myth-of-...
tazlake.com/the-myth-of-...
The Myth of Easy by Taz Lake
The Myth of Easy book by Taz Lake. Misjudging Complexity in Work and Life.
tazlake.com
February 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Well, someone bought one of my old non-fiction books. So here’s the obligatory link post to celebrate. I really need to make a second edition of this now that I kind of know what I’m doing.
tazlake.com/the-myth-of-...
tazlake.com/the-myth-of-...
If you've never had the pleasure of working at a large company with an idiotic chaos monkey at the helm, but you've always wondered what it would be like... Welcome to the USA!
a monkey is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and looking out the window
ALT: a monkey is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and looking out the window
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February 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If you've never had the pleasure of working at a large company with an idiotic chaos monkey at the helm, but you've always wondered what it would be like... Welcome to the USA!
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I know our country is on fire. I know Trump is bad and is doing very bad things, and I often address those things with posts and reposts. But if I post a joke about my kid or my dog or a pleasant experience at a diner, don’t scold me for not exclusively talking politics 24/7. Please just ignore me.
February 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I know our country is on fire. I know Trump is bad and is doing very bad things, and I often address those things with posts and reposts. But if I post a joke about my kid or my dog or a pleasant experience at a diner, don’t scold me for not exclusively talking politics 24/7. Please just ignore me.
Me listening to late night TV about the orange idiot clown.
February 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Me listening to late night TV about the orange idiot clown.
Back when I was in the bad place, but still proud of my only reply to this clown.
February 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Back when I was in the bad place, but still proud of my only reply to this clown.
Some people blame DEI when they don’t get the job but then credit their brilliance when they do. That’s self-serving bias. Maybe the issue isn’t DEI. Maybe it’s your ego. Or your racism. And maybe that was obvious in the interview. Nobody wants that energy on their team.
February 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Some people blame DEI when they don’t get the job but then credit their brilliance when they do. That’s self-serving bias. Maybe the issue isn’t DEI. Maybe it’s your ego. Or your racism. And maybe that was obvious in the interview. Nobody wants that energy on their team.
I can't cook dinner because mass immigration policies deplatformed my American flag crocs. blameadonkey.com #BlameADonkey
Blame a Donkey!
Out of excuses? Blame the Democrats! Own those libs.
blameadonkey.com
February 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I can't cook dinner because mass immigration policies deplatformed my American flag crocs. blameadonkey.com #BlameADonkey
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Told an associate today that living in the USA feels like being in an abusive home. I've been there before. Back then, I kept painting, playing piano, and singing. I survived. That lesson carries over to today: keep doing the work not because the world is fine but because that is how we all survive.
February 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Told an associate today that living in the USA feels like being in an abusive home. I've been there before. Back then, I kept painting, playing piano, and singing. I survived. That lesson carries over to today: keep doing the work not because the world is fine but because that is how we all survive.
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Wrote this for my daughter a few years ago. Seems more relevant as time goes on. tazlake.com/odd-dad-taz-...
The Odd Dad Guide
The Odd Dad Book by Taz Lake. Wise-ass rules for new adults. An odd book of wisdom of new adults, graduates, and those who love them.
tazlake.com
February 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Wrote this for my daughter a few years ago. Seems more relevant as time goes on. tazlake.com/odd-dad-taz-...
Wrote this for my daughter a few years ago. Seems more relevant as time goes on. tazlake.com/odd-dad-taz-...
The Odd Dad Guide
The Odd Dad Book by Taz Lake. Wise-ass rules for new adults. An odd book of wisdom of new adults, graduates, and those who love them.
tazlake.com
February 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Wrote this for my daughter a few years ago. Seems more relevant as time goes on. tazlake.com/odd-dad-taz-...
“Fatigue makes cowards of us all.“
- General George S. Patton
- General George S. Patton
February 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
“Fatigue makes cowards of us all.“
- General George S. Patton
- General George S. Patton
Told an associate today that living in the USA feels like being in an abusive home. I've been there before. Back then, I kept painting, playing piano, and singing. I survived. That lesson carries over to today: keep doing the work not because the world is fine but because that is how we all survive.
February 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Told an associate today that living in the USA feels like being in an abusive home. I've been there before. Back then, I kept painting, playing piano, and singing. I survived. That lesson carries over to today: keep doing the work not because the world is fine but because that is how we all survive.