I was laying in bed when I heard a weird noise and when I opened my blinds I was just staring eye to eye with my neighbor who for some reason pulled their minivan onto the apartment lawn and parked outside my window
November 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I was laying in bed when I heard a weird noise and when I opened my blinds I was just staring eye to eye with my neighbor who for some reason pulled their minivan onto the apartment lawn and parked outside my window
I was supposed to be opening my fancy new perfume today and I can’t find the package even though it was marked delivered 🥲
September 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I was supposed to be opening my fancy new perfume today and I can’t find the package even though it was marked delivered 🥲
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"my whole world fell apart when i saw jamie lee curtis had big honkers. i thought i could tell women apart and then i saw jamie lee curtis had big nasty knockers"
August 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
"my whole world fell apart when i saw jamie lee curtis had big honkers. i thought i could tell women apart and then i saw jamie lee curtis had big nasty knockers"
I think I’m about to stage a friend breakup
a bald man wearing glasses and a black suit says a queen gotta do what a queen gotta do
ALT: a bald man wearing glasses and a black suit says a queen gotta do what a queen gotta do
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March 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I think I’m about to stage a friend breakup
Jill is laying next to me in bed and I keep turning my phone towards her when I watch recipe videos and asking her opinion about whether I should try tuna like she is not a cat
March 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Jill is laying next to me in bed and I keep turning my phone towards her when I watch recipe videos and asking her opinion about whether I should try tuna like she is not a cat
My friend called to tell me she was pregnant and I found out before their parents and I am so blessed and happy for them 🥹♥️
February 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My friend called to tell me she was pregnant and I found out before their parents and I am so blessed and happy for them 🥹♥️
My mom might have had a point when she asked me to come stay in their guestroom this weekend because I was sick. I did manage to take medicine and eat a cannoli so I think I did all right
February 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
My mom might have had a point when she asked me to come stay in their guestroom this weekend because I was sick. I did manage to take medicine and eat a cannoli so I think I did all right
I was so impatient to eat a sweet potato I gave myself a second-degree burn on my face
a man with curly hair and a mustache is leaning on a railing with a blue car in the background
Alt: a man with curly hair and a mustache is leaning on a railing with a blue car in the background
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February 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I was so impatient to eat a sweet potato I gave myself a second-degree burn on my face
YOU TELL ME OVER A DECADE INTO YOUR MARRIAGE THAT YOU DREAM ABOUT ME
a woman with long hair and a necklace is making a funny face with her eyes closed .
ALT: a woman with long hair and a necklace is making a funny face with her eyes closed .
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January 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
YOU TELL ME OVER A DECADE INTO YOUR MARRIAGE THAT YOU DREAM ABOUT ME
Rounded out 2024 with just me, myself, and the Pittsburgh Penguins 🪩🐧
January 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Rounded out 2024 with just me, myself, and the Pittsburgh Penguins 🪩🐧
