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Tau Cabalander
@taucabalander.bsky.social
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Tech geek. I am to nerds what nerds are to normal people.
🍁 Ukrainian-Canadian 🇺🇦+🇨🇦 Gen-X Swiftie r/catsofukraine
❤️ #NAFO 🚫🍊
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Canada ...
Meme of two glass jars, one 1/4 full of coins and labelled "Swear Jar", and the other full of coins and labelled "Saying 'Sorry' Unnecessarily Jar'"
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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AI image of a Time magazine cover of Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney with a raised middle finger (with a Canada flag ring) and captioned, "Hey, Donald"
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Wafting into my window, it smells like someone is preparing a Thanksgiving feast 😋🦃

Wait ... I'm in Canada 🤔
Meme of a scene from Star Trek The Next Generation episode "Darmok", with a Tamarian alien that speaks in metaphors says, "Cincinnati. When the turkeys fell."
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Canada sends its regards.
A graph of perception v.s. reality "Who Americans think is their biggest supplier of foreign oil" Perception: Saudi Arabia 53%, Canada 22%, Russia 9%, Mexico 7%, Venezuela 7% Reality: Canada 61.6%, Mexico 9.6%, Saudi Arabia 4.3%, Columbia 3.8%, Venezuela 3.3%
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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A meme of The Simpsons, with Homer sitting in a bar alone, wearing a red MAGA hat, and surrounded by people talking. Over the heads of the people are locations tags from non-U.S. places India and South Asia
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy"
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Upcoming episodes:

* Shoe trees
* Decision trees
* Cat trees
A "shoe tree" an actual tree with its branches filled with pairs of running shoes laced together
November 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Police officer: Pullover! Driver: No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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For those wondering what I meant by TNT LP ...

Probably my first singer crush.
Cover of Tanya Tucker's album 'TNT'
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Meme: Christmas Tinner. An entire turkey meal in a single can! Layers of: gravy, turkey, coleslaw, stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, etc.
November 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Speedtape failure 🤔
View from a passenger window of an airplane wing covered in patches of silvery speedtape (used for temporary repairs)
November 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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I'm smarter, taller, and more handsome on The Internet 😆

Heading back to bed. I literally got out of bed for you ❤️
A cat sleeping on its back in the corner of a room next to a mirror, with its hind legs spread wide and its mouth open, as though it passed-out after a hard day of napping
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Chipmunk. Lake Louise, Banff Alberta, Canada.

Can never tell what they hide in their cheeks 😆

Not my photo, but I'm hoping the afterlife looks similar.
Chipmunk on a ledge in front of a mountain lake. Lake Louise, Banff Alberta, Canada. Meme of a NAFO Fella-ized chipmunk (head of a Shiba Inu dog) and a second photo of an x-ray showing a pistol, bullets, and a grenade hidden in its deceptive smiling cheeks.
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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🤔
An AI image of a desk lamp in the shape of an 'Alien' head with jaws wide and the light from the mouth
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Baby faced JD Vance meme, on meme of frustrated guy wearing red plaid shirt and with fists on hips
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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😒
A Peanuts meme with Lucy's head replaced by an orange faced Donald J. Trump, and Charlie Brown's head replaced with the Democrats mule, and the football Lucy is holding replaced with "A shitty deal". With Lucy / Trump saying to Charlie Brown / Democrats "You can trust me, everyone says so"
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Very suspicious DM from an account registered only minutes earlier 🙄

@ bskyverifybot3 . bsky. social

Reported.
DM from bskyverifybot3.bsky.social claiming "Your Bluesky account is temporarily suspended. To avoid permanent termination, complete verification within 24 hours..."
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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An open grave in the middle of a large grass field, with the caption "Trumpcare coming in 2 weeks. Everyone will be covered."
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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THEY GOT THE MUSTARD OUT!
Scene from Buffy The Vampire Slayer musical episode "Once More With Feeling" where a demon causes everyone to perform song and dance musicals, and a crowd outside a dry cleaning store and lead by 'Mustard Man' (show writer David Fury) do a short song and dance to "They got the mustard out!"
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Waiting 🍿
putin's palace on the Black Sea coast near Gelendzhik, Krasnodar Krai, russia.
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Pardon my acronym but WTAF! 🤬

Their cruelty has no limits.
A grey brick patio stained with bloody paw prints from an injured German Shepherd laying on the patio with its snout down between its paws stretched in front of it, with one bloody bandaged paw, as a Ukrainian soldier with bandaged hand tries to comfort the dog.
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Two men sitting on a bench and talking, with one holding a newspaper. Man with newspaper says "My son lives paycheck to paycheck", and the other many responds "He could get an education." To which the man with the newspaper replies, "He's a teacher."
October 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Another delicious desert from the people that brought you Christmas fruitcake
A pizza covered with melted pink and yellow Peeps chicks
October 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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As a Canadian ... sure, whatever.

Make it 1,500% even.

I will not capitulate 😝
A comic of Donald J. Trump armed with a blunderbuss labelled "Tariffs" and has just shot Uncle Sam who's body lays half in frame, as Trump attempted to shoot a defiant Canadian beaver dressed in a Canada flag hat and with t-shirt, with Trump shouting "HOLD STILL!"
October 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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🤔
Graph of who Americans think is their biggest supplier of foreign oil, perception vs reality, showing a perception of 53% from Saudi Arabia and 22% from Canada, vs. the reality of 4.3% from Saudi Arabia and 61.46% from Canada
October 24, 2025 at 8:03 AM