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Meredith Hagan
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I sang that song from Red vs. Blue that made you cry. https://youtu.be/KpLYDR-pzZE 39, she/her, a new god but a very hard worker
August 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
August 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
August 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Gretel and her babies. I know I said I’d evict before they hatched but damn I pack-bonded. Good job, momma. #showerspider
July 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Insane ask, I know. But if anyone goes to TJ Maxx/Marshalls and buys Poppy brand phone accessories, I will reimburse you to mail me the little margarita glass beads they have on the packaging.
July 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Honestly I did some scouting and nothing really grabbed me except for some of the ribbon. I *may* get the pink bat cosmetics bag but because It’s Me, it will probably end up holding art supplies, but I’ll wait til it’s marked down.
June 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This checks out after all the horny skeletons Michael’s was selling last year.
June 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Let it never be said I keep my thoughts to myself.
June 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Also I just found out my niece, whom I haven’t seen in person in a year and a half, is now FIVE FOOT NINE. I am not okay. Next time we’re together I’m going to feel like this.
June 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Handmade bracelet for my niece who’s about to turn 14.
June 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
“Valentine,” Joy Davidman
June 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Back when I was a barista in my early 20s I would have sold my soul for this kind of chalk marker color variety.
May 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Don’t partake in weed, kids. You’ll wake up one day and there will be about a dozen Rooney Mara red carpet photos in your camera roll because the drugs will put you into hyperfocus mode.

All those abovetheinfluence commercials couldn’t save me I guess.
May 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Gotta respect the game but god this bums me out.
May 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
When you start to look up “Humanae Vitae” on Wikipedia for an argument concerning the Conclave.
May 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
April 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Listening to the Sunrise on the Reaping audiobook (purchased through Libro.fm because fuck Amazon) while I wander around an antique mall in Lawrence, MA.

This just feels mean.
April 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Depressingly harsh but fair.
April 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Flying out to see my sister in the morning and Gracie is very unhappy about it.
April 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
April 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I am happier than I can say that I’m don’t have to be at work for two weeks and that I planned it to be a gentle pseudo-staycation.
March 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
No joke, please DM me if your local Joann’s still has any of these in stock and I will reimburse you for purchase and shipping.
March 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
March 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I only remember because it was St. Paddy’s, but ten years ago today I used my tax refund to buy my piano. 🩶🎹
March 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It’s not cold outside but it is pouring and if you have a dachshund you know that walking Gracie in a blizzard would induce less of her victim complex.
March 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM