Tart the Haunted Roomba ♿🏳️🌈🧿
@tartdarling.com
They/Them, bilingual bisexual nerdy chicane. Witch and cardslinger with way too many hobbies. POTSie with RA.
It shouldn't need to be said but Fuck Trump, MAGA, Nazis, TERFs, Musk, racists, and Zionists.
It shouldn't need to be said but Fuck Trump, MAGA, Nazis, TERFs, Musk, racists, and Zionists.
welp i just remembered i have to be up (however briefly) in 3 hours to buy concert tickets and it'll be at least another half hour before I can go to bed.
December 12, 2025 at 12:02 PM
welp i just remembered i have to be up (however briefly) in 3 hours to buy concert tickets and it'll be at least another half hour before I can go to bed.
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Today’s Democratic Party is a reflection of the weakness of America. We are going to have to face why we are here, paying and encouraging people we have gifted with managing our best interests, who do not value or honor us. This is a ripe opportunity for growth. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
December 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Today’s Democratic Party is a reflection of the weakness of America. We are going to have to face why we are here, paying and encouraging people we have gifted with managing our best interests, who do not value or honor us. This is a ripe opportunity for growth. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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good morning, I have noticed that some of the critical responses to the Crave show Heated Rivalry have been, let's say, incomplete
sex scenes are craft! goddammit!
sex scenes are craft! goddammit!
Anatomy of a Sex Scene: Heated Rivalry Edition - Reading the End
Heated Rivalry, AKA the gay hockey show, has been getting a lot of buzz for its explicit(-ish) sex scenes, and a lot of that buzz has been coming from viewers and critics whose experience with the rom...
readingtheend.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
good morning, I have noticed that some of the critical responses to the Crave show Heated Rivalry have been, let's say, incomplete
sex scenes are craft! goddammit!
sex scenes are craft! goddammit!
drinking electrolyte water when you have a cut on your lip sucks ass.
December 8, 2025 at 10:45 AM
drinking electrolyte water when you have a cut on your lip sucks ass.
me, trying to do literally anything tonight (pls note her tail is wrapped around my neck)
December 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
me, trying to do literally anything tonight (pls note her tail is wrapped around my neck)
Reminding me I am sleepwalking on an ocean of happiness I cannot baptize myself in. - Sabrina Benaim
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Reminding me I am sleepwalking on an ocean of happiness I cannot baptize myself in. - Sabrina Benaim
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WE CAN MAKE THE INTERNET FUN AGAIN
THAT IS WITHIN OUR POWER
MAKE A WEBSITE
PUT ALL YOUR DUMB SHIT ON IT
SHARE IT
THAT IS WITHIN OUR POWER
MAKE A WEBSITE
PUT ALL YOUR DUMB SHIT ON IT
SHARE IT
I've slapped together approximately 173 pages of material that aims to teach programming a personal website with HTML and CSS to artists, animators, writers, music producers, etc.
F*ck It, Let's Make a Website Part 1 is now live ✨
Go here to read: bit.ly/filmawPartOne
More info below 👇
F*ck It, Let's Make a Website Part 1 is now live ✨
Go here to read: bit.ly/filmawPartOne
More info below 👇
June 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
WE CAN MAKE THE INTERNET FUN AGAIN
THAT IS WITHIN OUR POWER
MAKE A WEBSITE
PUT ALL YOUR DUMB SHIT ON IT
SHARE IT
THAT IS WITHIN OUR POWER
MAKE A WEBSITE
PUT ALL YOUR DUMB SHIT ON IT
SHARE IT
yesssssss new Bilmuri! I know what I'm listening to the rest of the night youtu.be/U7KA-N-5B94
BILMURI - HARD2TELL (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by Bilmuri
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
yesssssss new Bilmuri! I know what I'm listening to the rest of the night youtu.be/U7KA-N-5B94
i got a tea that is supposed to taste like black forest cake and it's kind of like having black tea and cake at the same time.
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
i got a tea that is supposed to taste like black forest cake and it's kind of like having black tea and cake at the same time.
Oh good, i lost yarn chicken but i found another skein in my stash of the same yarn.
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Oh good, i lost yarn chicken but i found another skein in my stash of the same yarn.
I'm playing yarn chicken and I'm really not sure I'll win 😬
December 4, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I'm playing yarn chicken and I'm really not sure I'll win 😬
boooo, i don't think the dress i ordered is gonna be here in time for the event i was gonna wear it to. i have no idea what I'm gonna do with it otherwise.
December 2, 2025 at 10:29 AM
boooo, i don't think the dress i ordered is gonna be here in time for the event i was gonna wear it to. i have no idea what I'm gonna do with it otherwise.
if how crunchy my muscles are is any indication, I'm gonna need to schedule a massage next week or I'll be a wreck by the time the holidays are over.
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
if how crunchy my muscles are is any indication, I'm gonna need to schedule a massage next week or I'll be a wreck by the time the holidays are over.
I swear anyone who has gotten something I've knit also has my hair because it's inevitably knit into everything
December 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I swear anyone who has gotten something I've knit also has my hair because it's inevitably knit into everything
i always dread bleaching my hair even though so much of it is shaved that it takes all of 15 minutes to get the bleach on
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 AM
i always dread bleaching my hair even though so much of it is shaved that it takes all of 15 minutes to get the bleach on
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BREAKING: A new wave of union baristas are joining the longest ULP strike in Starbucks history! 2,500 union baristas across 120+ stores in 85 cities are now on an open-ended ULP strike. We're SIXTEEN DAYS in and only getting stronger ✊
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 AM
BREAKING: A new wave of union baristas are joining the longest ULP strike in Starbucks history! 2,500 union baristas across 120+ stores in 85 cities are now on an open-ended ULP strike. We're SIXTEEN DAYS in and only getting stronger ✊
this comment from a video made me laugh so hard "but wait, I'm not even a baby witch, I'm more like a fetal witch"
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
this comment from a video made me laugh so hard "but wait, I'm not even a baby witch, I'm more like a fetal witch"
Should I go to bed? yes. Am i going to bed? probably not
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Should I go to bed? yes. Am i going to bed? probably not
hmmm. do i wanna buy tickets to see Silversun Pickups? I'm also debating Boys Like Girls.
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 AM
hmmm. do i wanna buy tickets to see Silversun Pickups? I'm also debating Boys Like Girls.
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This is a pretty exhaustive takedown by Judge Ellis, going through DHS claims versus body cameras.
Also, fuck ICE.
Also, fuck ICE.
THREAD: Judge Ellis is the first federal judge to review extensive body cam video of DHS's actions in Chicago. She finds that DHS *repeatedly* misled the public and made claims that were disproven by agents' own videos.
I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.
I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This is a pretty exhaustive takedown by Judge Ellis, going through DHS claims versus body cameras.
Also, fuck ICE.
Also, fuck ICE.
i am trapped on the couch because Raven decided she needed to be held in order to bathe tonight.
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 AM
i am trapped on the couch because Raven decided she needed to be held in order to bathe tonight.
My ritual coin just arrived today and I'm so, so, so, glad i managed to get one of the extras because it was the piece of merch i wanted most.
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
My ritual coin just arrived today and I'm so, so, so, glad i managed to get one of the extras because it was the piece of merch i wanted most.
fuck yeaaaaaaaaah. bless presale codes
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
fuck yeaaaaaaaaah. bless presale codes
oh fuck yeah, Dayseeker is headlining a tour here in May with Wind Walkers? I'm thereeeeeee
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
oh fuck yeah, Dayseeker is headlining a tour here in May with Wind Walkers? I'm thereeeeeee
I always feel like a bit of a bitch every time i get the comment about my hair/tattoos/piercings of "well what does your boyfriend think about [insert body mod here]?" because my standard reply is "does it matter? it's not going to change what i do."
People do NOT know how to respond to that.
People do NOT know how to respond to that.
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I always feel like a bit of a bitch every time i get the comment about my hair/tattoos/piercings of "well what does your boyfriend think about [insert body mod here]?" because my standard reply is "does it matter? it's not going to change what i do."
People do NOT know how to respond to that.
People do NOT know how to respond to that.