"Shacking up with a Fijian Hunk - But will Our Captain Get the Whale of His Dreams?"

"The principle fudging occurred in the judging"

The Last Positivist is fallen. All hail the First Negativist!

I think the problem is there's too much bias and a lack of objectivity in who we're cruel to, and I think we should therefore bring in neutral observers to adjudicate on the matter

*Opens Lament Configuration*

Springer-Nature statement

“Whilst the details of peer review are confidential, we can confirm that the article underwent two rounds of review from two independent peer reviewers, supporting an accept decision.”

How am I now expected to believe that two people looked at the paper twice and DGAF?

Rallidae are my favourite family of borbs.

(I for one welcome Millwall, Leeds United and Southampton-but-not-Portsmouth being banned on these grounds)

I mean, if this was the standard for proscription, most of the Football League would be proscribed as terrorist organisations based on what their supporters get up to wearing their apparel.

Hobby Lobby's Museum of the Bible isn't a bad start
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-u...

"I'm familiar with the bands of the late '90s Brit pop scene, thank you"

"...not to be confused with Deicide's new single that coincidentally has the same name"

"Kemi, we're polling at 10%"

"Ah, my mortal nemesis, the soft bigotry of low expectations, strikes again! I demand a regrade!"

Monday's next job could be in ballet

(First= most recent, last= first gig; non-metal list but most gigs I've been to have admittedly been metal)

The whole leasehold system is massively corrupt. Whilst their service charges weren't awful, my parents' old place before moving was run by a negligent company that only deigned, after years of complaints, to do essential pointing when masonry fell in the street that could easily have killed someone

Outside the main family, maybe Principal Skinner and Edna Krabappel - both formerly idealistic educators worn down to disillusioned cynicism by worklife and one Bart Simpson.

Tired: "Is this computer sentient?"

Wired: "Should we have first thought to ask the sand if it was OK with this before we tortured it into chip-shape?"

"Death by lightning, eh? Should have stuck in the slow lane, Garfield"