Taquito The Puppet
@taquitothepuppet.bsky.social
An adorable Puppet with a big mouth.
Anti-MAGA
Pro-choice
Punches Nazis
Send me G1 Transformers!
Also referred to as: "hijo de la chingada"
Anti-MAGA
Pro-choice
Punches Nazis
Send me G1 Transformers!
Also referred to as: "hijo de la chingada"
Yes, so moved...
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Yes, so moved...
MAGA doesn’t want to blame daddy Drumpf.
They blame the democrats, space lizards, space lasers, Covid shot, ufos, king Neptune, the wicked witch of the west etc.
It’s never Drumpfs fault with this cult.
They blame the democrats, space lizards, space lasers, Covid shot, ufos, king Neptune, the wicked witch of the west etc.
It’s never Drumpfs fault with this cult.
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
MAGA doesn’t want to blame daddy Drumpf.
They blame the democrats, space lizards, space lasers, Covid shot, ufos, king Neptune, the wicked witch of the west etc.
It’s never Drumpfs fault with this cult.
They blame the democrats, space lizards, space lasers, Covid shot, ufos, king Neptune, the wicked witch of the west etc.
It’s never Drumpfs fault with this cult.
We warned these fuckers for months to years about Project 2025. All we got back was Trump isn't involved in that. And other stupid responses of it. Leopard-meet-stupid-face!
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
We warned these fuckers for months to years about Project 2025. All we got back was Trump isn't involved in that. And other stupid responses of it. Leopard-meet-stupid-face!
Waiting for his final stroke….
Impatiently waiting
Impatiently waiting
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Waiting for his final stroke….
Impatiently waiting
Impatiently waiting
What's new?
November 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
What's new?
Did Ross Douthat sleep last night, or are his pillows too wet from all the tears?
#RossLookUpRogaine
#BaldRepublicansWithGapTeeth #IncelGivesWomenCreeps #HashtagStoleMySwagger
#RossLookUpRogaine
#BaldRepublicansWithGapTeeth #IncelGivesWomenCreeps #HashtagStoleMySwagger
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Did Ross Douthat sleep last night, or are his pillows too wet from all the tears?
#RossLookUpRogaine
#BaldRepublicansWithGapTeeth #IncelGivesWomenCreeps #HashtagStoleMySwagger
#RossLookUpRogaine
#BaldRepublicansWithGapTeeth #IncelGivesWomenCreeps #HashtagStoleMySwagger
His staff carries around a portable printer to print favorable articles for him to look at.
That’s literally one of the aides jobs.
Wish I were kidding
That’s literally one of the aides jobs.
Wish I were kidding
November 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
His staff carries around a portable printer to print favorable articles for him to look at.
That’s literally one of the aides jobs.
Wish I were kidding
That’s literally one of the aides jobs.
Wish I were kidding
It's easier than admitting that their financial situation is because they are fucking dumb. " Am I a fucking idiot? No, no it's those evil Democrats holding me back"
November 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It's easier than admitting that their financial situation is because they are fucking dumb. " Am I a fucking idiot? No, no it's those evil Democrats holding me back"
Our orange lord, who art in the white house, hallowed be thy mane. Thy crypto come, thy will be done, from us all will be surely taken."
#FuckAroundAndFindOut
#FuckAroundAndFindOut
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Our orange lord, who art in the white house, hallowed be thy mane. Thy crypto come, thy will be done, from us all will be surely taken."
#FuckAroundAndFindOut
#FuckAroundAndFindOut
To even publish this as an official WH statement is an insult to our intelligence.
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
To even publish this as an official WH statement is an insult to our intelligence.
Feels so wrong...
November 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Feels so wrong...
Too fucking dumb alright...
November 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Too fucking dumb alright...
Release the fucking Epstein Files.
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Release the fucking Epstein Files.
Burn an American symbol made in CHINA , one year in jail destroy the most sacred symbol of the United States and receive $300 million...
#DumbestTimeline
#DumbestTimeline
October 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Burn an American symbol made in CHINA , one year in jail destroy the most sacred symbol of the United States and receive $300 million...
#DumbestTimeline
#DumbestTimeline
Aw, Charlie and Erika’s baby girl is all grown up.
She’s got her daddy’s eyes and mommy’s hate!
She’s got her daddy’s eyes and mommy’s hate!
October 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Aw, Charlie and Erika’s baby girl is all grown up.
She’s got her daddy’s eyes and mommy’s hate!
She’s got her daddy’s eyes and mommy’s hate!
You'd be surprised at how much politicians don't know about their constituency.
October 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
You'd be surprised at how much politicians don't know about their constituency.
I still can't get over the fact that Mrs. Wrestlemania is in charge of educating the kids.
Her husband is currently in legal trouble for sex trafficking, right?
Someone should keep an eye on her.
Her husband is currently in legal trouble for sex trafficking, right?
Someone should keep an eye on her.
October 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I still can't get over the fact that Mrs. Wrestlemania is in charge of educating the kids.
Her husband is currently in legal trouble for sex trafficking, right?
Someone should keep an eye on her.
Her husband is currently in legal trouble for sex trafficking, right?
Someone should keep an eye on her.
October 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM