Derek B
@tanpants.bsky.social
delightful, Oregonian, delightful Oregonian
Don't repeat the lie in the headline.
December 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Don't repeat the lie in the headline.
And I love that feeling— when an asshole begs for attention—to simply reply, "Nah, I'm good."
December 15, 2025 at 12:24 PM
And I love that feeling— when an asshole begs for attention—to simply reply, "Nah, I'm good."
Let's compare sacrileges.
December 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Let's compare sacrileges.
I mean, this might be the most impotent and meaningless collection of words ever typed. It's breathtaking.
December 10, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I mean, this might be the most impotent and meaningless collection of words ever typed. It's breathtaking.
Okay, I'm now convinced that this is a bit.
December 6, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Okay, I'm now convinced that this is a bit.
Mofo doesn't know what words mean
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Mofo doesn't know what words mean
I think they'll try to murder their way to victory
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I think they'll try to murder their way to victory
Mf'er just said "does real even matter anymore"
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Mf'er just said "does real even matter anymore"