It must be so sad to be Mike Hosking.

This is an amazing country, but he's missing so much of what makes it so great because he's shit-scared of facing up to the past.

He knows enough about it to know he doesn't want to know any more.

Apparently today is the fifth anniversary of my weird Post Office story.

If you haven't heard it before, then strap in, because you're about to learn about how my life goes.

So anyway, I'm standing in the Post Office, with about 5 parcels to mail, and I've been in there for about 20 minutes...