lol ha ha I was so distracted by cookie, I forgot: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I have never seen something like this. Is the cookie soft? Or crunchy? I’ll take a soft one plz

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LITERALLY mind-boggling.
So disconnected from the reality of any basic human need.

You are not the first person I have heard say exactly that thing.

Whoa.
If it's any consolation, I have also had insurance miseries lately, though not on that scale.

It's easy to imagine them thinking, "hey, we can get away with this!"
*Absolute vampires.*

Wow shoot where’s that Edit button they promised here. Hello typos.

I am having to come to terms that “influencer” is now a word that people use in an unironic, mainstream fashion. And now i see how grumpy old men become that way

1) absolute legend.
2) congratulations on being the only person to ever post a living room photo to social media and your TV wiring is immaculate.

Tangentially, I’m inking and at least once a page I’ll get a really beautiful stroke and think, “why can’t the whole page be just that?” - and it could, I guess, in another timeline - and then I do a thousand more marks and it’s a Tiffany lamp in a tornado

Well, especially not for Hotel California

I remember seeing the trailer and thinking “it can’t POSSIBLY live up to that” but mostly it seems to be living up to that??? (From the streams I’ve seen, even during the tech test or whatever)

“Doing zero work” like “ahhh this is so breezy, I love life” or like “this barely counts, what have I even accomplished today?”

Anyway.
Pretty common, I’d say.

The answer is always both yes and no, right, because I DID read one book that I am in love with, and no you wouldn’t like it, and I wouldn’t recommend it to you in case you didn’t absolutely love it IN THE RIGHT WAY and then I had to hear about it (and you’re wrong) but what if you DO love it, omg,

Congratulations, DOCTOR.

1) SIAS - Sorry, It’s A Substack
2) I DO wish that one particular teen wouldn’t ride his electric motorbike through the middle of the little kids’ playground, empty or not.

“Oh I don’t mind, it’s nice to see him doing well,” the country cries while secretly seething inside, in typical English fashion.

I had heard a lot about Mister Blobby but had not, until now, known what he actually looks like.

Absolutely ghoulish. How could anyone endure that.

Haaa ha ha ha ha ha

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