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The Peace President, that's definitely how he'll be remembered...
robert downey jr. is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
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December 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
You're the Karma Police, Rodger.
December 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Writing earnestly about the WWE Hall of Fame isn't the funniest thing to come out of this Nuzzi cycle, but it's up there.
December 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The Party of Small Government™ is telling people what clothes to wear when they fly on an airplane.
a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face .
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December 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Trade for Michael McCorkle Jones?
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Modern gloves got dudes acting like Spider-Man out there.
a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van
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December 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Wiitroid
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I hope you own a minivan and wear these while driving it.
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
But only if he's a good boy!
a picture of a smiling dog with the words who 's a good boy below it
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November 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Imagine if your crush was Benjamin Button. Big yikes.
an older man with glasses is talking in a dark room and saying i 'm not as old as i look .
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November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
We don't use umlauts in our language, New Yorker, just stop.
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You shoulda shorted Alphabet stock, John.
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Which Spice Girl, though?
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It really whips the llama's ass.
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Corn ON the cob? In this economy?
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Mac wears tighty whities confirmed.
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM