Tane Woodley
tanewoodley.bsky.social
Tane Woodley
@tanewoodley.bsky.social
Just some random bloke in Johnsonville.

He/ia/rāua/rātou.

Profile image is from The Secret Lives of Mobs, a sadly missed webcomic.
Please let's not feed it to pigs, poultry and people with viral infections...😐
November 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Double down on this with some Babymetal. Impossible to feel sad watching these ladies perform 😎
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I hope she's shagging his brother. Or sister. Or both.
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM
This time it's Otti's neurons being activated.
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Look, they're just good friends, maybe cousins.
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Please keep doing the things. The society these fuckers want to keep isn't worth retaining.
November 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
You're so talented that the 'smaller, simpler stuff' is still evocative and charming. I enjoy everything you produce, thank you for posting it here.
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
My wife earned more than me when we met, and that was fantastic. Money is freedom, and when you're together, the more you earn between the pair of you, the more choices you have. The situation has since changed, but if she picked up a higher paying job than me, I'd be happy, and so would the kids
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
But what's his favorite game?
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 AM
It doubles as a Dick Cheney memorial shirt too, right?
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
As I wonderful as Fred is here, she's better 🙂
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
This, Labour could head this off immediately, and a lot more besides
November 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Do gay men get the power too under Option 1? There might be some husky bears out there who might want to requisition his body as part of the sex rationing scheme he's advocating. He might not feel so keen on it the morning after.
October 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It's the Hell Portal in Room 402 that worries me.
October 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
That one raises all the red flags and sounds the 'This is fuckery ' klaxon.
October 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I really appreciate these graphics that you're producing, great work.
October 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
[22nd Panzer Divison has entered the chat]
October 24, 2025 at 8:21 AM
That's the same sort of flex as me saying I graduated in the top two thirds of my class.
October 19, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Fists. That's why men took over the world. It wasn't superior intellect, God's Will, 'natural leadership' or any such bullshit. Now that domestic violence is being recognised as the crime and scourge that it is, women are getting their chance to shine and grabbing it. And that's great.
October 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Ultimately, you draw beautiful pictures of beautiful situations involving beautiful people. A lot of it's erotic and NSFW which is cool, but all of it is wonderful. Your colour choices are amazing, the detailing is spectacular and the way you bring life to your characters is superb. Thank you 🙂
October 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Apart from the theft of other people's intellectual property and the intellectual banality of it all, this is still a shithouse idea.
October 15, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I had an insurance agent outfit sorted for it too 😟
October 11, 2025 at 6:21 AM
"Do you think people will laugh at the double entendre?"
"Nah, we put 'Your Hosts' in a slightly different shade of purple, they'll know it's totally different."
"You don't think the purple...., ah, emphasises it?"
October 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM