Tom Naysmith
tanaysmith.bsky.social
Tom Naysmith
@tanaysmith.bsky.social
It'll never last
It's always shit in my opinion. But I'm not a massive fan of chicken so there you go
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It's a horrible meat. Only reason it has been picked for big gatherings is it's the biggest bird. It's an abomination. Beef forerib is the only acceptable choice.
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
What has happened is a tragedy, but this press conference is like an SNL sketch
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Considering they had a penalty, I think that is fine.
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
And it's not a mansion tax, that's just what the media call it. It's a tax on high value properties.
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I never understand why people say this shouldn't happen, they should just revalue all council tax bands. Basically, this is what they are doing at the top end. Currently people in an average house up north pay more than some in Westminster in a house 5 times the value.
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I'm in the UK, with a father with Alzheimer's. I don't think he would get The Onion, but maybe I will try Private Eye?
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I'm sure you are sending her a whole load of copies, but is there a way we can chip in if needed?
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Your welcome to join ours, but it's pretty fucking depressing
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Slow Horses. Feel quite good 👍
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
That's the head of the FBI
November 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Wait until everyone finds out about University students and their use of ChatGPT.....for everything!
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I wonder which idiot appointed the current Fed Chairman 🤔
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The Times had a great one about how a couple paid off £30k in debts. 1. inherit some money 2. become a Social Media influencer talking about paying off debts 3. Use money from TikTok and Instagram to pay off debts that you are talking to people about. So simple - obvious really.
November 18, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Just a regular state school
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Please remember, he went to school with Sam Warburton (look him up if you don't know him). What a school sports team 🤩
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The gold bar probably wouldn't help the sinking inflatable they are on
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
A mobile phone is usually the sum total of what they own
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Refering to the taking of jewellery and assets of course
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
But I'm going to say something controversial. My wife does a lot of work in Calais and in the UK with people claiming asylum. This is not a big problem, nearly everyone has nothing. Not to say the policy is wrong, but it's nonsense for most.
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM