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tamaranth
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Greenwich, London, with Vronsky : work in satcomms : long Covid : I blame the Tories because it is their fault : INFJ : Libra : K2b1a1.
Sic transit gloria mundi.
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Any headline that ends in a question mark used to be answerable with "No."
Any question headline that starts with "Why?" can these days be answered with "NOBODY'S GOT ANY FUCKING MONEY!!"

("Why aren't millennials buying houses? Why are pubs closing? Why aren't people having kids?" etc)
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
This is *awesome*

Don't diss Neanderthals!
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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An old lady steps from the queue. “it’s a carrot,” she says. Glares defiantly at the assistant. The assistant wilts. Enters the radish as a carrot. The elderly Polish gentleman leaves triumphant. Life resumes.
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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IN FACT, having talked to an *actual* Scandi television producer about a possible Pagans adaptation, you would not BELIEVE what the most expensive thing about a potential TV show would be. Although it would make total sense, thinking about it. I will return in ONE HOUR to tell you.
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I am now looking forward to retirement even more!
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM