💀 That image is upsetting in several ways.

Yoh 🤯

I mean, at least I knew the moon controls tides (I stopped bothering to try to converse with my FIL when he told me I was talking nonsense about this some years ago).

Thank you! I appreciate the wishes.

What date was your anniversary?

Yoh. Memories. Young, impoverished student me spent many afternoons there. Although my skating was like a clumsy toddler compared to you.

Made me think of this.

Suuuuuper creepy song, that one. A bit like Pumped up Kicks.

Grandwest?

Unsolved mystery. But provided some entertainment during a long, frustrating day of waiting.

All good, thanks. Husband was having another knee surgery. I'm going to be playing Florence Nightingale in this season's Christmas pageant, apparently, but nothing I haven't done before.

Possibly 😂 It seemed to be a family. Sounded British, but that could be international schooling. Several of the bodyguards were carrying high-end ladies' handbags, which was quite funny. But I was distracted by own reasons for being there and didn't investigate further.

Unfortunately, when you ask a cricket to speak to the manager, you'll probably get... crickets.

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Well, if you're Sandton-adjacent, you might be stuck there anyway this weekend.

Amazing what's possible when there are guests and not residents to impress.

Yup. The poor foreigners at the airport were very confused 😂

No lies detected.

Ah, thanks. It's weird work, this ghost business!