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TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours]
@tallfroguy.bsky.social
Content(adjective) Creator in his 30s.

Feel free to share or remix my stuff, just tag me :)

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I like her hair
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Reposted by TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours]
Australian readers beware, the Erpeton Tentaculatum CANNOT pass certification under AS/NZS 3760 as it lacks a ground pin and protective non conductive surface at the terminal bases. Using Tentacled Snakes that have not been properly tagged and tested is a fire risk in the event of a short circuit.
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Australian readers beware, the Erpeton Tentaculatum CANNOT pass certification under AS/NZS 3760 as it lacks a ground pin and protective non conductive surface at the terminal bases. Using Tentacled Snakes that have not been properly tagged and tested is a fire risk in the event of a short circuit.
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
good shape
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
good shape
December 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
”just a minute i gotta switch to hands-free” #critterposting
December 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
me controlling the smart lights because my roommates are being too loud having sex
December 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
also that one weird guy who drew you with a bra around your head to hold your cat in place while you get things done
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Good shape
December 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
"If you release a pokemon in tall grass and then get an encounter without leaving that screen it will show up again and let you recapture it in a regular ball"

Lies i almost fell for
December 4, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Good shapes
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I'm blessed with a brain broken in the specific way that dailies have the opposite effect on me.

"Oh yeah there's no way I'll remember to do that every day, guess this part isn't for me" and then I just don't engage with it at all lol
December 4, 2025 at 7:53 AM
lovely style. instant follow :)
December 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Okay it violently disassembled on day 2 and I think I lost one of the plastic spacers so now it sucks again but i think that's basically a formative part of the "got a yoyo for Christmas" experience
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
@asavage.bsky.social has a saying that goes something like "Do i have to fight this battle now or will the universe solve it for me?"

Related to the "let them" theory a bit
December 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
today's prices ARE a bargain compared to what we'll be paying tomorrow 🙃
December 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Good shape
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM