This is 50.
*looks up at life's scoreboard*
*sobs uncontrollably*
I say look, my eyesight seems to have dropped from 20/20 to squinting at small text in the space of a week.
*looks up at life's scoreboard*
*sobs uncontrollably*
I say look, my eyesight seems to have dropped from 20/20 to squinting at small text in the space of a week.
December 9, 2025 at 9:39 AM
This is 50.
*looks up at life's scoreboard*
*sobs uncontrollably*
I say look, my eyesight seems to have dropped from 20/20 to squinting at small text in the space of a week.
*looks up at life's scoreboard*
*sobs uncontrollably*
I say look, my eyesight seems to have dropped from 20/20 to squinting at small text in the space of a week.
Big birthday tomorrow, lads. Great big fucker.
December 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Big birthday tomorrow, lads. Great big fucker.
And now the fucking shower is leaking.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck off
Fuck fuck fuck fuck off
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
And now the fucking shower is leaking.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck off
Fuck fuck fuck fuck off
I ain't watching the world cup draw cos some saps are still working. Not that I would anyway - what's the point?
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I ain't watching the world cup draw cos some saps are still working. Not that I would anyway - what's the point?
Root's hundred a true Xmas miracle. And now we dont have to see Matthew hayden naked.
December 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Root's hundred a true Xmas miracle. And now we dont have to see Matthew hayden naked.
I've had to go to Keighley and back and wasnt as fun as you think it would be.
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I've had to go to Keighley and back and wasnt as fun as you think it would be.
Thought it aus v england in the ashes tonight but its not - which makes me happy but then I realise we still have to play them next week and that makes me sad
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Thought it aus v england in the ashes tonight but its not - which makes me happy but then I realise we still have to play them next week and that makes me sad
I'm not telling baroness wassername how to do her job but if we had ramped up Jakemans Honey and Lemon we'd have cut the 23k deaths by half
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm not telling baroness wassername how to do her job but if we had ramped up Jakemans Honey and Lemon we'd have cut the 23k deaths by half
Pretty sure I dont have covid, fairly sure I have SARS*
*shitty cold
*shitty cold
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Pretty sure I dont have covid, fairly sure I have SARS*
*shitty cold
*shitty cold
Give it Sam until the end of the season.
And yes, i know that would have been trotted out seconds after the statement came out but i havent seen it.
BBC News - Davie and Turness resignation statements in full
www.bbc.com/news/article...
And yes, i know that would have been trotted out seconds after the statement came out but i havent seen it.
BBC News - Davie and Turness resignation statements in full
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Tim Davie and Deborah Turness resign: BBC statements in full
Director general says "mistakes have been made" but "allegations that BBC News is institutionally biased are wrong".
www.bbc.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Give it Sam until the end of the season.
And yes, i know that would have been trotted out seconds after the statement came out but i havent seen it.
BBC News - Davie and Turness resignation statements in full
www.bbc.com/news/article...
And yes, i know that would have been trotted out seconds after the statement came out but i havent seen it.
BBC News - Davie and Turness resignation statements in full
www.bbc.com/news/article...
First pub Sunday lunch in an age and it was flippin good even though I couldn't have beers cos I was driving
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
First pub Sunday lunch in an age and it was flippin good even though I couldn't have beers cos I was driving
I going to celebrate guy fawkes in different way by pushing burning wheelie bins at the doors of selected neighbours
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I going to celebrate guy fawkes in different way by pushing burning wheelie bins at the doors of selected neighbours
Feel for the utd fan in need of a haircut
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Feel for the utd fan in need of a haircut
Pardon our interruption...
www.ebay.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Already popped my Christmas ad cherry and its the 3rd November. Humbug, Sainsbury's
November 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Already popped my Christmas ad cherry and its the 3rd November. Humbug, Sainsbury's
Hudsons I think but possibly Martins in the precinct.
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Hudsons I think but possibly Martins in the precinct.
Simon le bonbonbonbonbon better be good as I sweating my tits off at t coop
October 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Simon le bonbonbonbonbon better be good as I sweating my tits off at t coop
Bake off: never watched it, but CAKE
I'm a celeb: not eating live bugs or kangaroo rectum
I'm a celeb: not eating live bugs or kangaroo rectum
If you were a celebrity what reality show are you most and least likely to do?
Most: The Traitors
Least: I’m a Celeb. Fuck off am I eating a live creature like a psychopath.
Most: The Traitors
Least: I’m a Celeb. Fuck off am I eating a live creature like a psychopath.
October 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Bake off: never watched it, but CAKE
I'm a celeb: not eating live bugs or kangaroo rectum
I'm a celeb: not eating live bugs or kangaroo rectum
In other news, Red Dawn on some channel 5 varient
October 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
In other news, Red Dawn on some channel 5 varient
October 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
October 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
October 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM