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Tales of Many Things
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The universe doesn’t take instructions from influencers.
Gravity is relentless.
Instagram is not a peer-reviewed journal.
Gravity isn’t a subscription service.
You can’t cancel it on August 12.
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#Physics #Science #Gravity #GeneralRelativity #Einstein #Spacetime #FactCheck
January 28, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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I’ve seen this boom before. 💰
It’s an 1849 fever dream with better marketing. ✨
The gold’s gone and you’re still digging with a spoon. 🥄
It’s just a dry hole with better branding. 🕳️
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#TalkLikeaGrizzledProspectorDay #GoldRush #CorporateLife #PicksAndShovels #WorkCulture
January 24, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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You’re crushing it on the winter alpine tundra.
If you can’t feel it, it’s already worse than you think.
Frostbite doesn’t care how fit you are.
It cares how wet, windy and stubborn you get.
Cold is uncomfortable. Frostbite is permanent.
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#TakeTheExtraMinute #WinterSafety #Frostbite
January 19, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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Thinking about getting a tattoo? 🖼️
Your immune system wants a vote. 🗳️
Tattoo regret isn’t just aesthetic. 😔
Science suggests it may be biological. 🔬
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#Tattoo #Ink #ImmuneSystem #Inflammation #Science #BodyArt #BiologicalMinimalism
January 14, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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Is your biggest performance bottleneck being awake?
In 2026 let’s weaponize corporate strategy.
This year’s SMART stretch goal is to actually stretch — by restoring neuroplasticity.
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#Goals #WorkLifeBalance #Corporate #Burnout #OfficeLife #SMARTGoals
January 9, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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Smart toilets diagnosing your drama? 🚽
Firmware upgrade for the universe? ☄️
Napoleon touching grass? 🌿
The future is weird, funny and probably wrong. 🔮
2026 called — it wants its chaos back. 🧨
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#FutureHistory #ArtificialIntelligence #Nightline #Reckless #Chaos
December 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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#Santa doesn’t make toys. 🎅
He sells data. 📈
#Magic isn’t a line item. 🎄
You are the product. 📦
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#Christmas #SurveillanceCapitalism #SantaInc #DataPrivacy #HolidayCheer #Naughty #Nice
December 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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#CreditCards don’t punish bad behavior.
They punish restraint.
The most profitable credit card customer is the one who can’t pay in full.
If you’re #FinanciallyResponsible credit card companies don’t want you.
Join me on a #CreditJourney with #ChaseBank.
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#Chase
December 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Remember when #flying was glamorous? 🥂
Neither do the #airlines. ✈️
Explore #capitalism’s worst #investment on #WrightBrothersDay. 💰
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#Aviation #Travel #FlyingFashion #PajamaCulture #ElasticWaistbands
December 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Real #SearchAndRescue? Hard.
Missing sock? Lost remote? Vanished dignity? Impossible.
Happy #NationalLostAndFoundDay. 🧭
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Your house is hiding your best stuff. 🧦
#Chaos #SafePlace #WhereAreMyKeys #LostMyRemote #SingleSock #LifeHacks
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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#Winter doesn’t care how tough you are.
Cotton is out to kill you.
#Hypothermia doesn’t come at you with a roar.
It whispers, waits and steals your heat.
Winter hikes are magical,
Until you become the weakest link.
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#TakeTheExtraMinute #WinterSafety #ColdKills❄️🥶💀
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Master of Stealth vs the Master of Suds.
From silent kills to silent soaks.
The greatest mastery isn’t combat.
It’s knowing how to drop a bath bomb with ZERO splash.
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#NinjaDay #BathtubParty #SelfCare #NinjaLife #SudsAndStealth #ZenWarrior #RubberDucky #BathBomb
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Some people run away from the storm.
Others run into it.
Because someone has to be there when hope runs thin.
This is why I serve.
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#SearchAndRescue #Volunteer #Duty #Why #Altruism
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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In an #AlternateHistory, the #Turkey became America’s national bird. 🗽
What if our greatest victories were powered by poultry? 🚀
Buckle up. This gets feathery! 🦃
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#Thanksgiving #AmericanHistory #BenFranklin #TurkeyBomb #FoundingFlock
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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UFOs? Seen ‘em.
Aliens? Probably out there.
3I/ATLAS? Sorry, not Uber for extraterrestrials.
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#AlienLife #3IATLAS #UFO #VISTA #NotAlone #Astrophysics #ET #Space #Ants
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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It’s not just about you. 💥
If you’re not wearing orange, the most dangerous thing in the woods might be the other guy. ⚠️
Your tag shouldn’t come with a search and rescue mission. 🏷️ #TakeTheExtraMinute
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#OutdoorSafety #HuntingSafety #SearchAndRescue #BeSeen
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Ever spent an hour staring at a blank page like it personally offended you? ✍️
Same. Writing hurts. Writing heals. Writing humbles. Here’s why I can’t stop doing it. 💥
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#NationalILoveToWriteDay #writing #reflection #blogging #creativity
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Not every rescue ends with victory.
What do you do when saving a life risks your soul?
#PaladinsDilemma in #SearchAndRescue
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#TakeTheExtraMinute #LawfulGood #Compassion
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Today’s not about fixing your life.
It’s about admitting the laundry won. 🧦
Happy #ChaosNeverDiesDay! 🌀
Stop pretending you’ve got it together — surrender stylishly. ✨
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#EmbraceTheChaos #PerfectlyImperfect #CelebrateTheMess #LetItGo
November 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Darkness is coming earlier. 🔦
Your preparedness should too.
#TakeTheExtraMinute before the dark falls.
If the only light you see tonight is a SAR truck, you’ve already messed up. 🚨
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#OutdoorSafety #SearchAndRescue #DST #Hiking #TrailSafety
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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We love humanity in theory — just not most of the humans.
When good intentions run into a wall: COEXIST — Just Not With You
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☪☮⚥✡ῐ☯✝ #COEXIST #irony #tolerance #VirtueSignaling #ConditionalTolerance
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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No deer ever said, “Let’s go get scared for fun!”
It’s Halloween. It’s existential dread, with snacks.
Why do we do it? 🎃
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#Halloween #PsychologyOfFear #Adrenaline #Neuroscience #ScaryThings
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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When the radios go quiet, the mission ends, but the purpose never does.
#SearchAndRescue isn’t built on adrenaline. It’s built on #compassion.
#TakeTheExtraMinute to reflect on the quiet moments of kindness on #NationalFirstRespondersDay.
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#FirstResponders
October 28, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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This #Halloween, don’t fear the fur!
Black cats aren’t omens, they’re icons!
Witches didn’t choose black cats for their bad luck — they chose them for their style.
Strike the #CatMyths and on #NationalBlackCatDay.
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#BlackCatLove #AdoptABlackCat #Superstition
October 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Costumes, candy and glow sticks — oh my!
Halloween fun shouldn’t mean hidden dangers.
#TakeTheExtraMinute to make sure your kids can be seen, move safely and stick to the plan.
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#Halloween #HalloweenSafety #LightUpTheNight
October 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM