I like her too, but no one could have survived this premise/writing.

I had this exact same experience! 14 year old me was LIVID that he brought Malcolm back and that it was obviously Goldblum, not the character from the first book.

It’s bad. It’s very bad.

My Widow Thoughts are “It Stinks!”

They are both so bad. Everything was so bad.

Your instincts are better than mine. I had the naive expectation that it was going to subvert the premise. It does not. At all.

(I kinda still want you to watch it so I can complain with you, but that is not a recommendation)

Yeaaaaah. Even as someone who has only ever been in monogamous relationships, that seems odd to me. Especially given the whole premise.

This is my time to shine (or live in shame) as the cream of mushroom soup love/mayo hater.

(I make my own cream of mushroom, but I’m not sure if that makes it better or worse for you)

A friend gave it to me last year, and it’s been great. Especially for CDs that never made it to streaming. Definitely worth looking for at thrift stores.

I want a 90s style action figure line, where everyone comes with nautical bazookas and Stephen has a net-launching backpack to collect specimens.

I’m in!

It’s a great song!