Their whole thing of getting you to continue listening to them is based on taking advantage of the social contract. But you don't have to follow the social contract.

You are gonna panic the first couple of times. No matter how long you wait, you're gonna panic. There's nothing you can do to prevent that.

Just remember where the brake pedal and emergency break are, so when you DO panic, you can stop the car immediately.

You can start in a parking lot.

Me after you do this:

youtu.be/3yk0in7QTHo

Okay I found it so ignore this thread and pretend the other thing I send you was the only thing I replied

I tried to find this really ethereal video this reminded me of but I can't find the right keywords, so have this

youtu.be/PhqG7gW1tOE

I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning"

The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario') 1/14

Okay we can play in the space but you KNOW water isn't a coke. Sprite is a coke. Dr Pepper is a coke. I would even concede La Croix is a coke

youtu.be/GT4lXZUXQJU

I just need like, water

Do I get a drink?

This is from Grainger who does all the commercial hardware stuff, so I assume they charge that because they can

Yeah she's the perfect Christmas Special Villain

Oh also, Powerpuff Girls one is good. The Billy and Mandy one with Gilbert Gottfried Santa too.

The way Tara Strong plays Timmy wishing to go back to normal while falling asleep is adorable

Dexter's Lab, Chowder, the Kids Next Door X-Men parody

the main stressful part of being a trucker in the real world is having to be on the road with everyone else. In the unfathomable vastness of space, it's all upside to me.