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The Year Without A Siege Claus
@takesiege.dev
I stream and make video games and mod hardware

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Their whole thing of getting you to continue listening to them is based on taking advantage of the social contract. But you don't have to follow the social contract.
December 18, 2025 at 6:28 AM
You are gonna panic the first couple of times. No matter how long you wait, you're gonna panic. There's nothing you can do to prevent that.

Just remember where the brake pedal and emergency break are, so when you DO panic, you can stop the car immediately.

You can start in a parking lot.
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Me after you do this:

youtu.be/3yk0in7QTHo
H.R. Pufnstuf - The Mechanical Boy Song
YouTube video by Sid & Marty Krofft Pictures
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Okay I found it so ignore this thread and pretend the other thing I send you was the only thing I replied
December 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I tried to find this really ethereal video this reminded me of but I can't find the right keywords, so have this

youtu.be/PhqG7gW1tOE
Jerry 'The Beaver' Mathers - Wind-Up Toy
YouTube video by eBrothersOthers
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning"

The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario') 1/14
December 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Okay we can play in the space but you KNOW water isn't a coke. Sprite is a coke. Dr Pepper is a coke. I would even concede La Croix is a coke
December 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I tried to eat 100 chicken nuggets.
YouTube video by CONEY
youtu.be
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I just need like, water
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Do I get a drink?
December 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This is from Grainger who does all the commercial hardware stuff, so I assume they charge that because they can
December 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Yeah she's the perfect Christmas Special Villain
December 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Oh also, Powerpuff Girls one is good. The Billy and Mandy one with Gilbert Gottfried Santa too.
December 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The way Tara Strong plays Timmy wishing to go back to normal while falling asleep is adorable
December 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Dexter's Lab, Chowder, the Kids Next Door X-Men parody
December 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
the main stressful part of being a trucker in the real world is having to be on the road with everyone else. In the unfathomable vastness of space, it's all upside to me.
December 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM