Tail Kinker
@tailkinker.bsky.social
Heretic atheist. Chaotic writer. Abolish the Notwithstanding Clause. He/Him, will also accept They. Liberté, égalité, fraternité. ᚹᛁᚱᛞ ᛒᛁᚦ ᚠᚢᛚ ᚨᚱᚨᛞ
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Canada already has.
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Canada already has.
How long until the rest of the world declares that the United States is a failed state?
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
How long until the rest of the world declares that the United States is a failed state?
She should have responded, "No, Mr. President, I am not stupid. I voted for Harris."
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
She should have responded, "No, Mr. President, I am not stupid. I voted for Harris."
It looks like you're comparing Donald Trump to a warthog.
Please scale back the slander.
There's nothing wrong with warthogs.
Please scale back the slander.
There's nothing wrong with warthogs.
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It looks like you're comparing Donald Trump to a warthog.
Please scale back the slander.
There's nothing wrong with warthogs.
Please scale back the slander.
There's nothing wrong with warthogs.
I disagree.
Make him an example for generations to come.
Make him so infamous that ten generations of Americans refuse to name their kid Donald.
Give him the immortality he craves, and make him weep of it forever.
Make him an example for generations to come.
Make him so infamous that ten generations of Americans refuse to name their kid Donald.
Give him the immortality he craves, and make him weep of it forever.
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I disagree.
Make him an example for generations to come.
Make him so infamous that ten generations of Americans refuse to name their kid Donald.
Give him the immortality he craves, and make him weep of it forever.
Make him an example for generations to come.
Make him so infamous that ten generations of Americans refuse to name their kid Donald.
Give him the immortality he craves, and make him weep of it forever.
Hah!
The world wasn't convinced.
Just a bunch of brainless Americans.
The world wasn't convinced.
Just a bunch of brainless Americans.
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Hah!
The world wasn't convinced.
Just a bunch of brainless Americans.
The world wasn't convinced.
Just a bunch of brainless Americans.
Well, if I wasn't already following you...this'd do it.
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Well, if I wasn't already following you...this'd do it.
Remember Iraq. They were going to call it Operation Iraqi Liberation, until they realized that spelled OIL.
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Remember Iraq. They were going to call it Operation Iraqi Liberation, until they realized that spelled OIL.
Won't matter if the US waits until the Orange Shitstain no longer *has* the pardon power.
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Won't matter if the US waits until the Orange Shitstain no longer *has* the pardon power.
Naw. Let it be a surprise for her.
She'll live longer to enjoy it than Trump.
She'll live longer to enjoy it than Trump.
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Naw. Let it be a surprise for her.
She'll live longer to enjoy it than Trump.
She'll live longer to enjoy it than Trump.
They could become all three at once. Just attend seminary.
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
They could become all three at once. Just attend seminary.
You guys really gotta start going back to satire. When you're covering real news, it's just too depressing.
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
You guys really gotta start going back to satire. When you're covering real news, it's just too depressing.
Isn't it neat that he admits that he's giving illegal orders?
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Isn't it neat that he admits that he's giving illegal orders?
Damn. At that time, bread here in Canada was $1.99 a loaf. And that's in *Canadian* dollars.
Lemme check now...
Yep. Still $1.99.
Lemme check now...
Yep. Still $1.99.
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Damn. At that time, bread here in Canada was $1.99 a loaf. And that's in *Canadian* dollars.
Lemme check now...
Yep. Still $1.99.
Lemme check now...
Yep. Still $1.99.
And much less charisma, talent and brains.
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
And much less charisma, talent and brains.